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Originally Posted by Jeroen Just bought the Mini this morning! I had to drive home, get it insured and as we speak/time I am on a train back to the garage to pick it up. Unfortunately my wife is out

Our trip to South Africa took us to Kruger National Park, where we got great views of zebras, crocodiles, giraffes — you name it. But we got closest of all to this little guy in a Durban hotel room.

Originally Posted by Jeroen Just bought the Mini this morning! I had to drive home, get it insured and as we speak/time I am on a train back to the garage to pick it up. Unfortunately my wife is out

With spider season just around the corner, Britons are being advised on ways to stop the eight-legged intruders from making their way into homes.

Yeah. regs, leftovers. >> mm. yeah, its leftovers whereis i read the jokes. we did news this week, and as always, its my first time reading them, so if they , will tie joe mackey to a table and then let a group of monkeys rip off his face . e an he might be an improvement. yeah, i know.. he is homely. >> here we go. brian. kill me. took on tyrus in a wrestling bout this week in a matchwrestl called the unstoppable force versus the unwatchable object. theres a contrast of powerag against the skil...

Long. seems too long. like i thought side effects had to be negative. >> greg: you know, you bring up an interesting point >> kat: you know whats weird is those arent very good jokes but whenever theres a subject about literally any other story you have like ten boner jokes. >> jamie: but when its about a boner i have nothing >> kat: did you just crack under the pressure. >> tyrus: its the fear of the unknown. you want the spider to bite you and you dont want the spider to bite you but theres a ...

Bananas to get bit. >> greg: you know whats funny? i still like, you know, martha, im still hung up on the austria part. do you know anybody whos gone to austria? its not australia, its not germany, its this weird mix of australia and germany. austria. >> martha: no, not sfleel where is it? >> martha: actually austria near germany, it is a been its own country since the empire. >> greg: i will aie see it when i believes it. >> tyrus: sound of. >> martha: not like check slovakia which is czech re...

Running to bananas to get bit. u >> hmm. you know, its funny kwh. , >> im still like, you know, martha, im still hung u, pdo yu on the austria part. did you know anybody whos gone to austria like, not australia? >> no, its not germany. its thiots mix of australia and germany. >> austria o? ot sflee no, not really. actually, austril wha. >> yeah, once. twice last year. its its own country. its been its own country since the austro-hungarian empire. ill see that. >> its not australia, its not the ...

Your country list. >> tyrus: ive been there, nice place. >> greg: whats the capitol of austria. >> tyrus: germany [laughter] >> greg: all right, jamie, close out this show with a sparkling example of your whit with jokes that require long setups. >> jamie: well, first of all, i hope this is true or i wasted a lot of money this weekend on a tattoo that says here spider spider spider. i looked deeper into this, you get a four-hour erection. oh, man, i havent had one of those since womens volleybal...

Right? >> yeah. yeah. seems was too long. i thought side effects had to be negative. well, you knowha ne, you do bring up: yo an interesting point. like, you know, whats weird is those werentu good jokes, but, like, whenever theres a subject about literally any other stor theres ay have, lik jokes. yeah, right. but. but then its about a whents . got nothing. yeah, you can. you crack under the pressurerac its the fear of the unknown. you want the spider to bitown.et and you dont want the spider c...