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Evil defendant ive ever convicted of hello and welcome to our viewers in the United States its and around the world, im anna coren, live from oncall head on Cnn Newsroom Hamas unleashed a deadly assault six months ago, igniting the war between israel so and gaza. Ill speak to the brother of one of the hostages taken by hamas on october 7. And the nova Music Festival plus one mysterious black squirrel trying to eat the sun and the community rallying, just scared away. Well look at The Legend And ...

Here. And another song reference, come on up to, of course, you heard of the Solar Eclipse. But have you heard about The Sun Eating Squirrel . I learned a lot this week about the eclipse and some unique stories and teachings passed down by native americans. I think youd like them to. So were going to share some of that coming up all right. Well be watching have a great show, victor. Thank you very much. Lets start the show right now. Well, first of all, this is an Inflection Point in the israelh...

and this is americas late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight, looks like the president of harvard university will keep her job as one news outlet says, she was only targeted because shes a woman. in moments, well be joined by students from both harvard and mit. but first a vote to formally launch an impeachment inquiry into president joe biden is just now hours away. the house speaker mike johnson says its a legal decision, not a political one. but house republicans have ver...

watters. >> hello, im jesse watters wit, judge jeanine pirro jessica and greg gutfeld. this is "the five." its the greates economic system the world has ever seen, capitalism has lifted billions of peopl le out of poverty allowing us to enjoy a better pe more properous living standard than. our grandparents not unde joe biden but a woke san francisco politician is blaming the homeless.ss he seems to think all this decai is because os f our free market >> i think what youre seeing in th...

>> jesse: hello, everybody. jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. its 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ its the greatest economic system the world has ever seen: capitalism has lifted billions of people out of poverty, allowing us all to enjoy a better and more prosperous living standard than our grandparents. well, not under joe biden. but a woke san francisco democrat is now blaming capitalism for the homeless...

♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] >> greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. thats how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesnt allow frontal nudity, so its great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things ...

♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] >> greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. thats how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesnt allow frontal nudity, so its great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things ...

>> he wants him because hes making a fool of himself saying we aint got nothing but a squirrel fire and a hound dog -- says something like that. >> what was the first one? >> squirrel fryer. >> oh, fryer. >> right. >> by the way, speaking of eating fried squirrel, did you hear about the new liz cheney book that came out, willie? >> yes. >> theres a lot there. but heres my -- >> what a jump around, joe. >> heres my favorite line from it, though. kevin mccarthy -- >> oh, no. >> -- justif...

♪ >> greg: happy thanksgiving, everyone. as usual weve had a great few months of shows mostly due to my endless charm and breath taking good looks. weve also had some amazing guests so tonight lets look back at some of our favorite segments. enjoy. >> greg: happy wednesday, everybody. happy wednesday. or as i like to call it at our house. hump day. my wife makes amazing camel burgers. all right. settle down. >> greg: heres some news that will make you spit your latte over an orcas fa...

. know. everyo >> happy thanksgiving, everyone. as usual. weve had a great few monthsas e shows, mostly due to my endless charm and breathtaking good looks. dueof course, weve also hadwe some amazing guests. so tonight, letal hs look backt some of our favorite segments. >> enjoy. happy wednesday, everybody.y. happy wednesday. or, as i like to call it s at our house, hump day. >> the wife makes amazing camel burgers. ers. >> all right, settle down. so heres some news that make you spent...