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Much in the spirit of lily tomlin more so than the stand ups of her era like are you a valley girl? and i said, no, im a surfer because before there was the mall, there was the ocean, okay? with so much more than stand up. she was commenting on the world were living in in a really interesting way through these different characters. past this big dude walking around in circles with a picket sign. talking about stop abortion. i said. i have the answer to a boy. he said. what is it? i said, shoot y...

People ive ever performed for was on a cruise ship. it was 950 people youre performing to four nights a week. >> right. >> places, act one. >> how are things? >> oh, good. can i put the game on? the patriots are playing the red skins. >> do we know where the dry cleaning is? theres no job that you can liken to this job. >> what are you trying to say, like that were some sort of time travelers? >> my hemp business is doing really well. >> i think its all, i only have like four lines, right? >> is...

Regarding racist roads or the climate change or this and that. again, maybe there is money to be spent from that in other departments but his job is to keep the trains going, to keep the cars going, and to prevent the grounding of our airlines. he is failing in doing that. >> harris: you have to be in touch with whats going on with the people. congresswoman mace just suggested that he only -- she wants to put a bill to say this. he needs to now only fly commercial. no more of the nice buttigieg ...

>> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of her era. >> they said, you a valley girl? i said, no, im a surfer. before there was of the mall there was the ocean. >> so much more than standup. she was commenting on the world were living in in an interesting way through the different characters. >> i passed this big dude walking around with a picket sign talking about stop ab...

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Evolving story out of the united nations headquarters in midtown manhattan. the mid-to nypd swarming the building accusing a man patient stomach pacing the entrance of the building with a shotgun. the police remain in a standoff, we are told come up with the man along first avenue. which we know? >> im on 42nd and second avenue. down the block behind me is where that stand-ups ongoing. it started at 1045 when a u.n. staffer alerted the u.n. safety and security detail that there was a man with a ...

>> troops killed in kabul was vandalized. >> doesnt matter if you are the right or the left. these are for the 13 slain u.s. troops. and i think thats why it hits a cord. >> he is going to be remembered for a long time whether he makes this one or misses it. >> win it. ♪ with the stars and stripes ♪ and the eagle flies. ♪ theres a lady that stands in a harbor. brian: great shot of the freedom tower as we pan over to the left. you hear that song, not only appropriate because it was written ...

We are talking about the basic right to vote. can you believe at a time we are talking about democracy in afghanistan that we are allowing states to go back into states rights in terms of voting in the united states? this is as fundamental as it can get, and the heroes of this movement, like we give heroes of the 60s when i was a kid and some unborn, the heroes of this movement has to say to those texas democrats that stood and did not waver. you know, in the church we have a scripture that says...