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An impressive resume. At 34 years old, scott macv is a superior court judge, Award Winning prosecutor and a former state Inspector General in georgia, but as it turns out, he is also a gifted musician. The Atlanta Journalconstitution took this video of the judge, back in high circle rocking out to the starspangled banner in the vein of jimi hendrix, and just like hendrix play the guitar with his teeth, mcafee did the same with his electric cello. The crowd was so impressed that someone even in t...

Were following Breaking News out of gaza, where local officials accuse Israeli Soldiers of opening fire on a crowd of unarmed civilians in gaza city. I want to warn you, the video youre about to see is graphic and it may be difficult to watch. The incident occurred when a crowd gathered to receive humanitarian aid at a distribution site. Gazan Officials Say dozens were killed and hundreds more were injured. An israeli official confirms to nbc news they used live fire, but said the crowd posed a ...

tonight. thank you. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday. [screams] >> greg: thats what its like to be loved. so scientists just k. there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panama canal, the great wall of china and tyrus. just kidding about the last one. its actually the towering stupidity of the colorado supreme court. [applause] >> greg: yes. thank you, ill take it. it makes pikes peak look as flat as joe bidens ekg. in a 4-3 decision, four democra...

>> yeah. so what its like to be loved. jamie so scientists just confirmed there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panaman be canal, the great wall of china and tigris. st >> just kidding about the last one. its actuall lasy corroding stupidity of the colorado [aupidity of the colorado thank you.>> gre ill take it. i >> it makes pikes peak look as flat as. >> joe bidens ekg in a 4 to 3 decision, four democrat appointed judges from the ivy league. thague. na...

>> my heart is with this 8-year-old little boy. i dont care if he was here legally. i dont care if he was here illegally. he was in my county. five people died in my county, and that is where my heart is. >> yet another gun rampage. this time in texas. governor greg abbott, who has done much to boost the nra culture of guns before kids in that state, wasted no time reducing the murder victims, including a 9-year-old child, to, quote, illegal immigrants. also tonight, e. jean carroll ...

of rape in court today. what e. jean carroll says happened in that department store dressing room in 1996. she plans to testify tomorrow. why is donald trump not expected to? plus, tucker carlsons former producer reveals that she has many audio recordings of her time at fox. >> i still have, i have several recordings that im still going through that weve recovered from all the phones. there are 90 that we have. >> so, we will discuss the vile behavior that grossberg says is part of dai...

Republican president richard nixon. Why did he resign . Because republicans gave him no option. I have come to the conclusion that richard m. Nixon has Beyond A Reasonable Doubt committed impeachable offenses which are in my judgment of such sufficient magnitude that he should be removed from office. Brian thats a republican. And it was a majority. Bill clinton, the Monica Lewinsky link was revealed bit new york times. The Washington Post aggressively pursued the Hillary Clinton email scandal. B...