Believe me. So get the king dons bible today before supplies are hurled at protesters. And, remember, if someone slaps you on theheek, i got two words for you tear. Gas. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight coup and what army . plus, stephen welcomes keeganmichael key and wes moore. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen look at the hair. The hair is getting out of control. You ready to do this . One, two. Phew welcome to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Its yet another historic day in america. And, as usual with donald trump, it aint the good kind of history. Ken burns, ive got your next project the civil war 2 half the civil, all the war. For a week, americas streets have been filled with protesters enraged over the murder of george floyd by police, while trump said practically nothing. But last night, at 6 45, he finally appeared in the rose garden to calm a troubled nation by threatening martial law. I am mobilizing all availab
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Uh sir, just a reminder, i have a ph. D. From yale, and using me this way is illegal. I want to express my thanks to the dozens of oh, and i got your curly fries. Want me to feed them to you pelican style . Yes, sir. crunch announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, shot heard around the world. Plus stephen welcomes elmo, Kumail Nanjiani, and musical guest andra day, featuring jon batiste and sta stay stay homi now live from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen we set over here . All right. Do it. Welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Just when you think things cant get any weirder, trump cranks it up to 11 and then swallows the knob. Today, the president held a white house meeting with leaders in the restaurant industry. as trump before we begin, how about apps for the whole table . Jalapeno poppers, nachos, clam strips, and calamari, thanks. Oooh, garlic knots. The topic was supposed to be reopening the economy, but then trump started answering questions a
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And i took one bite i went, wow. This man is the greatest basketball player of all time. We even kept this interview. I remember him. He played baseball for the birmingham barretts. He also played basketball . He did look. That makes sense. He was pretty tall. And what documentary would be complete without astrophysicist Neil Degrasse tyson . Space jam. I dont care how great an athlete you are you still must obey the laws of gravity. And when we run out of footage about the best player on the chicago bulls, tune in to our series about the worst player on the bulls, denny sinclair. Michael whats a threeletter word for automobile . Espn. Inall itrt announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight c. D. C. No evil plus, stephen welcomes new york Governor Andrew Cuomo. And musical guest christine and the queens. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hello. Were making sure that were recording right now, in case