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Meteorologist susan. Whats the forecast look like . Were going to be cannibalized. A man is eating horse poop the end is near, from all of us at wnqx news, tonight. Stay tuned for young sheldon. Eagles announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, clair claire danes, Bernadette Peters, lil uzi vurt and jon batiste with stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, thanks thank you so much, everybody l...

Stephen youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter stephen ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . Stephen i do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpfpf. laughter doctor, what can you tell me about the president . Stephen you already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes ...

U. K. Stephen okay. That really appears kind of racist. I am, as i say often, i am the least racist person anybody is going to meet. Stephen okay. Does anybody else say that . Not that i know. Stephen final question, sir. Tomorrow, you will be giving your first state of the union address. Now, you have damaged our reputation around the world and permanently disgraced the highest office in the land all in just one year. I mean, its incredible. Its a record. Stephen congratulations. Announcer its ...

That really appears kind of racist. I am, as i say often, i am the least racist person anybody is going to meet. Stephen okay. Does anybody else say that . Not that i know. Stephen final question, sir. Tomorrow, you will be giving your first state of the union address. Now, you have damaged our reputation around the world and permanently disgraced the highest office in the land all in just one year. I mean, its incredible. Its a record. Stephen congratulations. Announcer its the late show with S...

Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Liev Schreiber. Joe buck. And sonequa martingreen. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much hey, everybody welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Donald trump did more things today. For instance, he traveled to north dakota to talk tax reform. And by talk tax reform, i mean ram...

Human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how you . Whats going on man. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ed from crowd. Theres mow mistaking a friday crowd, man. cheers and applause yeah. You could take a core sample of this crowd, pull it out, and count the rings of friday. Thats how pure the friday crowd is tonight. Now, i hope everyone is staying...

A referendum in catalonia has plunged the country into crisis the catalan Regional Government is meeting to consider what steps it can take towards independence thats after ninety percent of voters back to separating from spain in a referendum disrupted by police and dismissed barmen dritte. Two women go on trial in malaysia for the mysterious Poisoning Death of kim jong nam brother of north korean dictator kim jong un if convicted they face the Death Penalty. And the rhythms that rule our lives...

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Him as a client. Well protect you and your staff from all types of investigations including trees an, illegal arms sales. Anything that ends in gate. And killing mufassa. I heard he slipped. If youre a world leader, call us today. The only thing youll be found guilty of is a great decision. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes kevin spacey. Terry crews. And rob huebel. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new yor...

Isaac, Laurie Metcalf and april ryan. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey cheers and applause thank you so much. What an amazing audience. Amazing. You guys are fantastic. You guys are a shot of espresso with a twist. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause very nice, very nice. Hey, you know a c...