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Did you see north korea, they fought. This but we dont know what it is because they said there was a bomb, north korea, a Hydrogen Bomb and then the world is like no, its not a Hydrogen Bomb. We dont know. That is the weird thing with north korea. Its almost like they are a really spoiled brat in their room and the rest of the world just has to guess. What are you doing in there . What are you doing . Im going to check. No, just leave him, just leave him. Hes just being a teenager. But in our ma...

The apple and google story plus also what is going on with the alpha that story. The factng in terms of that one has overtaken the other. That is going to be interesting. Ubs, interesting, not that interesting. The comparative with deutsche is interesting. Jonathon profit up 11 . Switch it up again, move it on. We are talking about google and the potential of that company taking on the market cap of apple. It was that energy was going to suffer and tech was the future. This time around, look at ...

Everybody. cheers and applause but first, by now, youve probably all heard about the oscars so white controversy, and these great black actors and movies not getting nominated is a big story. Everyones really furious about the whole thing. Its a mess. Its a real, real mess. And in the middle of all of it, this bleep happens. Backlash over a white actor playing michael jackson. British actor Joseph Fiennes gained fame in the movie shakespeare in love. Hes been cast as the king of pop in a new mov...

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Larry tonightly, starbucks ends its controversial race together campaign. Yeah, thats because when most people heard about it, they raced together to dunkin donuts. Should corporations take on sensitive issues . Back off, pillsbury doughboy. I dont care about your narrow views on abortion. Youre looking to make progress, starbucks . Okay. Why dont you start by not selling cds in 2015 . So grind those fair trades, froth up that soy milk, and let the awkward convo begin this is the the nightly sho...

Actually not boom. Not boom. Not boom something happened without the deal came at the end of an exciting week that began with top diplomats pulling red bull fueled all nighters and ended with the iranian kid and play dancing in the streets and they werent persian youths inspired by the breakthrough. The unprecedented move, ordinary iranians. Many marked the moments by taking selfies with their television. You know, our cultures, our cultures are not so different. Actually i got caught doing the ...

Television new media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have repeatedly covered themselves in gore. For mondays chipotle tex mech erection, to tuesdays oh, my god, thats her car. You can see the media running behind me here. To chase the scooby van. laughter applause jon you cant blame them for chasing the scooby van because it might have scooby snacks. laughter but go on. Sh...

Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org s that he our show, here it is, your moment of zen. Daniel spent the afternoon in Lambert Airport looking for a ride. He was kicked off his flight because of the tshirt under his jacket. This is the shirt advertising a Comedy Central show called broad city. The shirt says broadponsored by Comedy Central larry tonightly, frat boys are at it again, this same videotaping naked woman as they slept. Hey, frat guys you know you can just talk to...

Cheers and applause . Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight rob corddry. Come on cheers and applause he came back to to get a bag of weed he left in an air duct 12 years ago. First, over the weekend, new Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent some of his very valuable time meeting with his most valued constituency, iowa agrabusiness multimillionaire bruce rassetter to assure the voters of not new jersey that he christie, has the chops to cut them the best trade de...

Everybody knows that. Thats how the saying goes. Cnn took the awkward approach to handling racial tensions, and fox took the racial approach to handle their awkward tensions. We have two stores. This guy is walking out with a colt 45 poster and burning it. You have a lot of free liquor with the the fivefinger program here. Larry that was a clip from fox news blacks do the damdest things . But fox loves a good comparison and those comparisons dont get confused with annoying things like logic. Thi...