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Like you cant have a gun if youre using illegal drugs. i dont believe theres such a thing as illegal drugs. the really concerning thing is the corrupt -- sorry, judge, its true. if the corruption stuff is the boring stuff but its also the important stuff, the possibility of corruption >> greg: tyrus, can i ask you something? >> tyrus: no. [laughter] >> greg: what i dumb question. all right. i dont know. what is this tattoo, i mean, you dont know but what is this tattoo business? i dont know what...

Hysteria as entertainment. >> were going to have a great night tonight, and for you people in florida, were going to have a gay night. gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. gay, gay, gay. gay, gay, gay. gay. >> greg: wow. how edgy, chanting gay in front of a live audience filled with nothing but ultra liberal hollywood selects. what are you going to do next feed a christian to simba and mustapha? how about a dance number about raising the minimum wage. turns out reading scripts isnt the only time fix comes o...

Paying people off, and i think one of the most egregious things is a hundred thousand dollars from louie freed the former fbi director blowing money as a thank you to joe bidens grandkids. that type of thing has not shown up >> greg: i didnt even know about that. >> judge jeanine: he put it in a trust fund. >> jason: as a thank you for giving business in romania from a guy that was convicted of bribery. >> judge jeanine: from the remain for head of the fbi. >> jason: these types of stories are n...

The slap between two gents, yeah about the murders he pleads the fifth but he has opinions about will smith. everyone still talking about will smith slapping chris rock and naturally is oj simpson taking a rare break from searching the real killers and golf. but does he think it was unfortunate. will was wrong but understood the feeling. >> it was unfortunate. i think will was wrong. look, i understood the feeling. >> greg: ha ha. having oj simpson having weigh in on will smith is like having me...

People be who they are >> kat: weed would not make you do that. it would make you not do that >> greg: exactly. the thing is judge, i think everybody has a drug in their system. it could be caffein. it could be adderall. it could be love. love is a drug judge. i love you. >> tyrus: see that compliment >> greg: its flowing through my veins right now the love i have for you judge, and it affects my judgment, judge. you cant say judgment without judge. >> judge jeanine: all ill tell you is this, ma...

Hooters. great rhyme. material of hunters laptop had been entered into the congressional record by matt gaetz. its the most porn on computer since anthony weiner resigned. the fbi cyber division admitted he didnt know where hunters laptop was or what happened to it. sounds like hunter, maybe this guys on crack, too. >> you are the assistant director of fbi cyber. i want to know where hunter bidens laptop is. where is it. >> i dont know that answer. >> you dont know where this is after it was tur...

>> tyrus: culturally he cant. >> judge jeanine: going forward chris rock is going to say i got b slapped so what am i going to do to build myself up. hes going to have some bad feelings about this, some trauma. >> tyrus: taking the high road. >> judge jeanine: he cant. i agree. but by the way you dont need him to testify. put on the video, charge the injury, send him into the jury room and come out with a verdict >> greg: yeah, by the way, the oscar, the academy did ask him to leave but he would...

You piece of [bleep]. >> greg: i get so hot when he gets so bothered. so clearly that is not a healthy man. thats someone infected with a mind virus that escaped from a disney lab in anaheim and spread by the main stream media. but he too is also a victim duped by to suck people like him into a rage. thats what the media wants, the more pearlman you get the more money you raise. you get someone to rage and you need another fix every day. and with useful idiots like him disney wont need goofy. ma...

>> kat: i tried not to. >> tyrus: every country song. >> greg: about politics. >> tyrus: ironic >> greg: we must go away now. well be right back. >> tech: does your windshield have a crack? trust safelite. >> tech vo: this customer had auto glass damage, but he was busy working from home... ...so he scheduled with safelite in just a few clicks. we came to his house... ...then we got to work. we replaced his windshield and installed new wipers to protect his new glass, while he finished his meeti...

>> greg: fair enough. >> judge jeanine: that lights going to turn green in a minute, let me go through >> greg: i agree with that completely but i feel that same way about alcohol, too. >> judge jeanine: you shouldnt show up at work drunk either >> greg: exactly. thats why i dont. >> tyrus: he is good about that >> greg: i stopped doing that when they asked me, i said no, ill -- where am i. thats what i said. so i think, you know, i think the worlds changing, judge. >> judge jeanine: yeah, it pr...