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is american voices we began this weekend with breaking news. reacting to former president trumps bombshell claim that h will be arrested on tuesday. trump says that hes receive quote, legal leaks about the manhattan district attorney investigation. -- on a shrewd social account tha will be taken into custody o tuesday. earlier this, week trump attorney said that if th former president were to b indicted that he would surrender to authorities trump himself already callin for protests to...

farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i havent seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crapp...

warning as president biden and president xi jinping talking on thursday as tension continues to grow over taiwan. border officials and lawmakers as the washington, d.c., mayor calls for the national guard to be activated to assist with the migrants they. busses arriving from texas and arizona. president biden there is no surprise economy is slowing down, but he insists he still has the nation on the right path. good evening. >> good evening, janet. on thursday, theyre widely expected a...

dr. seuss to kids on the very day, the new old white guy strikes the author from the event. cancel. some of his books contained racist imagery. fair enough. you just cancel the whole god because of that? the dude sold 600 million books. true hes not a real doctor, but who whispered what he wrote cat in the hat. its the only one of his books that ive read. i decided to do some investigating. just how bad could these books be question. it turns out pretty bad. first, yeah, according to a...

white guy completely strikes the author from the event, canceling it because some of his books contained racist imagery. fair enough but do you cancel the whole guy because of back? the dude sold 600 million books. sure hes not a real doctor but who is? of the road cat in the hat. its the only one of his books that i read so i decided to do some investigating and just how bad could these books be? it turns out pretty bad. first according to a great lecture on white supremacy i had no i...

. i just im going to freak out. this is a place to do anythingao thate on be on the loan. to figure out if you might notwr the money. yeah. like they go, hey, where do dou craft knives? in swords? does it have, like, its own? >> and youre like, yeah, well, they go, you dont need that don. >> thats a crazy thing that: w isnt. you do this. dit yougutfeld cat and i could use some money during the pandemic. >> you okay? do you do 20? >> so i do. its funny. i feel that. i feel like i screwed up. yeah...

Will give it to you, fox news anchor julie banderas. his writing is sharper than a machete made of cheese, walter kirn. finally, she is like a pack of cigarettes, bad for your health but popular with bikers, fox news contributor kat timpf. before we get to new stories its friday, so lets do this. >> gregs leftovers. >> it is leftovers were i read the jokes that we didnt use this week and as always its my first time reading these. if they suck, i will skin joe mackey with a butter knife. it would...

Thats our audience you are laughing at. joe jonas revealed this week that he once accidentally did a number two and his pants while on stage. in response to really president biden said you to? and you ask me, people asked me greg, do people really love jokes? there is your answer. political experts say the democrats have a shortage of male voters, but they hope to make it up with an influx of women with penises. >> thats funny because its true. >> barbie opens in theaters today although because ...

He could be acquitted. a conviction could be thrown out but all three of these, and, again how does he choose t respond. paul manafort lent on trial. he should respect the justic system he should show up fo arraignment as i said earlier. he should abide by our laws. and not create this frenzy, no call for violence. and let the system play out. hell get a fair trial >> david, thank you fo sticking with. me greg, lisa, as always thank you for your time. up, next even if trump i indicted, he says h...

The accusation, the allegations of carpetbagging in that area. and i thought it was funny that that are he made a joke about mehmet oz, about how he actually went to high school.ut mem and in delaware,met oz i kickedm out or something like that.n lie hes making jokes about delaware while this man live dentire in his basement. e greg: yeah, the entire election.y botd yeah. and then its true. they both kind of like lived inn basements, one in his parents basement, the other one is lik some basemen...