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I just got my drivers license. >> [applause] >> greg: anyway its the same company thats storing late baseball player ted williams head and theyre fighting the lawsuit saying they upheld their end of the contract, so, what do you make of this story? what do you make of this story, lawrence, about this, isnt it a problem when you have to lug around a relatives head? >> its his head. okay he should be able to freeze it and do what the hell he wants to do with it but lets be fair

>> greg: hes the type of guy your parents never warned you about. not even once. comedian joe mackey. >> [applause] >> greg: shes sassy and her eyes are sometimes glassy, host of sincerely kat on fox nation, kat timpf. >> [applause] >> greg: and she once pole vaulted over pluto, my massive psychic on fox nation. >> [applause] >> greg: all right, biden versus trump, lawrence from an energy standpoint its like a steam roller versus an empty can of tuna. >> thats good. >> biden is the guy that was ...

>> [laughter] >> greg: joe, we are trying to stay up. as for w the other guy, he can certainly focus. he can focus on a piece of paper and make everyone else focus on it too. look, here is the agreement. its a simple agreement. president trump: but here is the agreement its a very simple agreement. inside here and i would love to do it but you in here is the agreement. right here is the agreement. its very simple. its right here. thats the agreement that everybody says i dont have. >> [applause]...

Fraudulently inflated the amount of donations going into the college in order to trick a bank called peoples united to including a little of the school never shouldve had. according to sign documentss admitted by sanders, the school had already walked in $1.2 million. thats what she claimed. that year she only actually got $279,000 in donations. thats a huge discrepancy, why? how did that happen? possibly, fraud. into the investigation. certainly more evidence to that than there is for collusion...

Places, theyll strangle you with dental floss. you saw those turkish help. men beat -- henchmen beat up protesters the other day, that was our country. its men in bad suits who know exactly where to kick you just for fun. that attack on our turf shows you how america would be if there was no america to be. its something the left never considers. its something trump thinks about every day, if only he could say it better. [applause] [laughter] greg: sit down! sit down! all right, lets welcome, let...

You know, they hate america because they dont understand it. im convinced you get a few of these leaders ors, one weekend this vegas, this thing might be over. [laughter] greg: there you go. >> im willing to try. greg: kat, do you have any anti-terror tips? >> im really confused. osama bin ladens son grew up to be a bad guy? [laughter] i thought hed be leading the charge against isis. did he retweet you? >> no, he tweeted at me. [inaudible conversations] >> he didnt retweet you? this is a bad si...

Nothing wrong with money though, its the love of money. theres nothing wrong with money. >> but what is wrong here is using religion for money. >> no, its not using religion for money, its working with powerful people to create peace. and thats a very good thing. greg: and on that note, we must roll. this was fun. we should do this more often. [applause] all right, coming up, a texas man does something so insane to his date, youll east love÷1ñu., hate him or both. but first, osama bin ladens s...

At the bottom of the ocean for him too. greg: exactly. theyll be chum. michael, while he was doing that, you were, god knows, doing what. what to you see, i dont know, happening to this guy? >> i think that im too terrified to be in this bloc. [laughter] greg: should hollywood offer him a job? >> sure. maybe as a stunt double? i dont know. twrg greg exactly. >> hows that? greg: for whom? >> i dont know. [laughter] ó1pí >> yes. some -- i think that its, what a weird world that we live in where ...

Decorum is secondary to doing your job. its like when you watched madmen and all the salesmen were disgustingly crude, but they made their quota. thats what were seeing. before we go to break, tyrus has something interesting to see. tyrus? >> thanks, greg. being the white house press secretary a ridiculously tough job. and the other day at the gym spicer and i were working out, and i asked him, could i fill in for a day? he said, if you finish this spot for me -- what it is. lets keep this short...

Getting a lot of dates -- >> she did say she was texting with her friend who was breaking up with her boyfriend. >> it was me! she was texting me! >> its a movie theater. unless your ass is a doctor, you dont need to be on the phone -- >> maybe shes a surgeon. >> you know what she is? shes single. [laughter] >> dont you remember the good old days -- [applause] the good old days when people would just, like normal people would just yell at screen. gñv5&lh=#mñf6)8&>y(jgkm1> but i cant yell at th...