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I think that it is, to an extent, serious, the allegation against trump. i think they need to be investigated. but when you go right straight away to impeach before investigate, before theres any evidence, youre proving that your end isnt really the country, its your own political agenda. and the fact that they keep shouting it out -- thank you. [applause] the fact that they keep shouting it out, theyre shouting it out so often, so so soon its like a friend. if they get mad at you, im never goin...

Greg: while rob was killing bin laden, this guy was directing "scrubs." [laughter] actor, writer and comedian michael macdonald, he has a new show calls nobodies on tvland. [cheers and applause] shes cranky and lanky, and you can take that to the banky. kat tim of! [cheers and applause] and if pyramids are his doorstop, former bodyguard and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. rob -- >> yes. greg: is trump too human to be president? >> i think its not that hes too human, ...

Just talking -- who is it, comeys friend was like im here to tell you what comey really thinks. its like theyre doing one of those smush room interviews. greg: it is so "mean girls." >> theyre even saying he wore a suit to camouflage himself with the drapes so no one could see him. i mean, the guys 6-foot 13 be -- greg: he hid in the drapes. [laughter] >> thats my favorite news story of all time. of all time. greg: hiding in drapes? >> that he purposefully was wearing a suit to try to blend in w...

All on one trip. and what president trump is seeking is to unite peoples of all faiths around a common vision of peace, progress and prosperity. greg: so thats three stops at the center of three of the worlds largest religions. it reminds me of a joke. a priest, a rabbi and an imam -- [laughter] joining me to discuss the presidents trip, weve got father jonathan morris, rabbi -- [cheers and applause] and imam -- [inaudible] [cheers and applause] all right. jonathan, i chose you alphabetically, n...

Greg: see you monday on "the five" at 9 p.m. eastern. were running out of time, so -- >> what youve wanted to say a all show but havent had the chance to say, so heres your chance to say it. greg: rob? >> the operator, its a bestseller. if you want to read it twice, buy it twice. greg: yeah, its a great book. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. greg: its a killer read. [laughter] michael? yes, i know. it was dumb. >> hey, watch nobodies on tvland, and if you want, you can catch up to thez mg+ié...

Boss. youre the main event, let it go. no, no, no! you know, just do a lot of this with him, you know? because hes killing himself. democrats arent this clever. they have no plan. greg: yeah. >> no offense to the dog, but -- >> theres a service dog here. im just saying. >> theres certain things he is really bad at though even for a human. [laughter] his staff and then him will frequently come out saying opposite, contradicting things. greg: right. >> when justin bieber period in that p mop bucke...

Greg: rabbi. >> talk about religion phobia as if men of god dont drink. let me say with great respect to the imam, donald trump is the only one who finally punished assad for killing arabs. greg: yeah. [cheers and applause] and assad got away with it. he was gassing arab children, and nobody cared. greg: yeah. >> and when he goes now to israel and saudi arabia, he would establish an eternal moral legacy if he decides to bomb the syrian cream tore ya that was revealed this week, and who knows mor...

Your fans, not mine -- [laughter] gave me this. it says for greg. he wrote greg: okay, lets hear it. >> im going to read it to the show. i have not looked at it. greg: if its a long one, then dont use it. >> never mind. [laughter] [applause] greg: last word to have kat. >> how many -- its a question. do you know how many followers osama bin ladenings son has on twitter? >> thats a good question. >> is it more than you? is it bin ladens baby? whats his pin tweet? i have a lot of questions. greg: ...

His religious credentials. greg: yeah. >> you you dont have to be a religious person, you dont have to be following organized religion to actually seek peace. greg: yeah. >> and i think pope francis is going to do -- and i hope they do that also in israel as well as in saudi arabia -- is say, hey, lets work with anyone whos willing to work for peace. greg: yeah. >> i know thats what we all want, and i believe thats what donald trump and pope francis wants. greg: last word to you. >> i just wante...

>> oh, theres a treatment. >> also a reason to be sued? >> yeah. >> how dare you! >> yeah. leave your ass atbe the movie theater. >>ing >>ing the aye got to do with all these feelings inside me, and sometimes this helps. let me have it. greg: all right. mcdonald? hero or jerk? >> how about a little bit of both. half hero, half jerk. greg: who played manimal? [laughter] >> turned into a jaguar. >> no, you know what they say, never meet their heroes. doesnt seem like somebody id want to meet. [lau...