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Really good at finding members of bin ladens family. so, kat, you dated hamsa. [laughter] im joking. rob, you killed his dad. can you come out of retirement and kill him? >> you know what? unfortunately, we do have younger versions of navy seals out there, and thats why hes hide anything a cave. he does a lot of saber rattling. his brother tried that [bleep], and it didnt work out for him too well. understand with these younger seals, never push a man to violence. he pops his head out -- hes try...

Happen. [laughter] this is called a bar fight. >> donald trump has been the cause of many of the rise of islamophobia. anti-semitism as well. but im or very sad, but im very happy also. why? because i truly wanted to see a connection between these two great religions. he is going to saudi arabia, going to israel, going to rome. i think these religions must be on the front lines -- greg: great response. quickly, rabbi -- let me just get -- >> sorry. greg: i think, imam, when you conflate trumps r...

Greg: rabbi. >> talk about religion phobia as if men of god dont drink. let me say with great respect to the imam, donald trump is the only one who finally punished assad for killing arabs. greg: yeah. [cheers and applause] and assad got away with it. he was gassing arab children, and nobody cared. greg: yeah. >> and when he goes now to israel and saudi arabia, he would establish an eternal moral legacy if he decides to bomb the syrian cream tore ya that was revealed this week, and who knows mor...

Unlike hillary. she lost. heres why. >> now, having said all this, why arent i 50 points ahead, you might ask. [laughter] greg: we never asked! [laughter] anyway -- ms. -- [applause] ive never been a defender of trump, but remove his possessor that wouldty flaws, and you find ideas his critics secretly love but were too scared to voice. trump was willing to call out radical islam, challenged the lunacy of the political correct which leads to a real truth that politically this human being, trump,...

[applause] greg: all right. coming up, ive got three surprise guests here to talk about president trumps first foreign trip. but first, how did the media handle all of trumps russian news this week? would it surprise you if i said badly? be. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

A texas man, where most men are located, is suing his tate for the price of a movie ticket because she wouldnt stop texting during the film, and when he asked her to quit it, she left him at the theater. heres brandon whos filed a claim for $17.31. [laughter] explaining his decision to sue. >> its a principled action against a person who exhibited really insulting behavior towards me and towards everyone else. i am fully aware of the weirdness of this situation. [laughter] greg: so surprised tha...

>> honestly, i think they just talk and talk and talk until they get around. whats a word i havent used in a while? impeachment. greg: yeah. theyre now moving to pence, because a they dont just want to impeach trump, they want to clean the whole slate. >> youll hear the argument that president trump picked vice president pence so he wouldnt get impeached because they didnt want pence. greg: yes. >> but now they want to impeach both of them because -- im not even sure why. they wanted to impeach ...

My party in power, and its complete nonsense. greg: yeah. >> theyre mad at joe lieberman because he used to be a democrat, but then he supported mccain, and he was for the war in iraq, and they called lieberman a that fanatic. greg: thats crazy. >> i dont see him streaking at a football game. greg: although, i would like to see that. more michael? >> what is it, greg? [laughter] greg: i get this vibe if trump was more traditional or political, somehow hed be accepted. no, they would hate him a l...

>> i made it, ma. about to get paid. go ahead, whatd you call me? greg: tyrus, hero or jerk? >> hes a hero. first of all, hes standing up for men everywhere who are on dates. when youre in a movie theater, the people youre with represent you. if shes texting and everyone sees it, people get upset. greg: thats true! she could get in a fight. >> the average guy, he doesnt want to fight me probably behind him going, brah, can you deal with that? its rude. greg: putting you in a dangerous qv4 jerk. ...

Discussing this, itll be astonishing and shocking. in the final analysis, there are some issues of eternal import that were really not focused on. greg: yeah. >> and on top of that, stopping mass murder. greg: yeah, thats a good start. [cheers and applause] all right. father, lets be, lets be honest here about donald trump. hes not really religious. i mean, lets -- [laughter] i mean, lets face it. i mean, he got the evangelical vote but, you know, its like we know why. [laughter] is that a posit...