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>> greg: fair enough. >> judge jeanine: that lights going to turn green in a minute, let me go through >> greg: i agree with that completely but i feel that same way about alcohol, too. >> judge jeanine: you shouldnt show up at work drunk either >> greg: exactly. thats why i dont. >> tyrus: he is good about that >> greg: i stopped doing that when they asked me, i said no, ill -- where am i. thats what i said. so i think, you know, i think the worlds changing, judge. >> judge jeanine: yeah, it pr...

Its a lousy name. they shouldnt have included the brand this the band >> kat: exactly the guy is like its hard to build something new and thats true but thats not what this is. youre building something from the arm of something thats already dying. people dont want to watch cnn. people are like, i got it, more cnn. i dont understand it. its the least surprising thing in the world and also we cant actually find what the real numbers are which must mean theyre really really bad >> greg: exactly be...

We trust they will be treated with respect, reasonable force and their medical needs will be addressed. im paraphrasing from the courts findings. that trust was violated. we trust that they will use their authority reasonably and this was a particularly e greg -- egregious abuse of that force. the typical second-degree murder does not include, does not involve that extent of abuse by dearly held position of abuse, position of authority and trust by the community and by individuals of the communi...

0 want to -- ive spoken to debbie w wasserman schultz, and i promise you the administration, the congress are doing everything to be of assistance now and after this occurs. after they decide exactly what the state of play is. but im glad to welcome everyone here to the adjunct to the white house here, in-person and virtually. survivors and family members, victims and the path breaking leaders like senator baldwin, just over five years ago, the pulse nightclub, a place of acceptance and joy, bec...

Sauna at planet fitness. but i guess it beats cats proposal. >> i figured that i would just >> r8. she gets up eventually. either way, if your going to as me to marry you, at least leave your name, buddy or an address like third stall from the left. ive got a phone number and not one to a gas station like when was dating. maybe it wasnt meant to be. as my camp counselor said to me decades ago, you cant do this to me greg, i have a family. more important matters, notably censorship. on saturday e...

Hey, its starting to work. could i see that again? >> dont you think youve had enough? >> i said hit me again. >> okay. >> i will be bold without the bowl. >> [laughter] >> greg: my speech is going to go so much better than that. im no longer nervous, thanks, swalwell. >> you bet it may not be available. >> [applause] >> greg: your life is about landing a punch line. >> thats right greg and im very good at it. >> e. greg: you are very good d im saying that as a complement to you. >> thank you. >...

Or do you want to ride the trump ? >> greg: i dont even think thats real. >> [laughter] >> greg: so trump is running the country and the country is doinging well, unemployment is low, trump is getting stuff donald he even has the time to redesign air force one. president trump: theres your new air force one, and im building that for other presidents, not for me. >> [applause] >> greg: that is so nice of

Cant get medical treatment. >> greg: yeah. [applause] >> we have schools that arent safe. i mean, we have a lot of things we could be putting into making sure we could take care of the homeless situation in california theres a lot of things we could do with this money and this is why we need term limits. weve got to get these guys out of there. [applause] >> greg: i was going to say, i could use a boat. lawrence? >> why? to cutoff the middle man with your toilet? >> greg: [laughter] >> you know,...

Okay? once the guyel dies, the kids gt to decide right? they should just compromise and say okay dad, whatever you want and after that put it back in the grave. [laughter] >> greg: but you got to take care of your parents and then his head when hes dead. >> do you know what? greg: what? >> i stand firmly with the head freezing company, very firmly, and i never thought thats a sentence i would have to say, but i stand firmly with them nonetheless because did you know what? your body, your choice,...

>> greg: not just a socialistic but a satanist, and maybe, how about this for joe biden? >> ♪ im a barbie girl, in the barbie world, its fantastic, you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere, imagination, that is your creation ♪ >> greg: that makes me very uncomfortable but theres only one song that can move the needle for your campaign, right, liz? >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: little plug there. might i remind you, every time you download shut up about politic, all the proceeds go to charity, whic...