Uncle Kyle News Today

Senior Master Sergeant Kyle J. Shearin came into this world in April of 1983, yearning for happiness and love.

Kyle Lee Baker, 35, of Fort Dodge, Iowa passed away on Friday, November 17. A Visitation will be held on Monday November 27, 2023 from 2:00 to 4:00 PM with a Vi

Alexander James Walker passed on a football Saturday - September 30th 2023. He was 34 years old. Alex was born on July 24, 1989 in Mobile, Alabama. He started talking

There South Park goes again, finding a line and going miles across it. Wednesday night’s episode was titled “Wieners Out” and, yes, that’s meant to be taken literally. How creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone got cartoon elementary school boys pulling down their pants and showing their wieners on TV past the censors, I will never know. 

Now that I am in the seventh grade I know the real story of Thanksgiving. It’s not about turkeys at all; it’s about murder. Really, Uncle Kyle, you’re 26 and should know better.

There South Park goes again, finding a line and going miles across it. Wednesday night’s episode was titled “Wieners Out” and, yes, that’s meant to be taken literally. How creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone got cartoon elementary school boys pulling down their pants and showing their wieners on TV past the censors, I will never know. 

Maritime Partners, a Metairie, La.-based owner of more than 550 boats and barges on long-term charter, held a christening for the mv. Kyle Smith August 19.