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The report, everybody, good night. May 19th, 12014. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause jon thank you, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Good show tonight. Professor x, you may think to yourself oh james mcavoy is professor x. laughter [bleep] you may remember a few weeks ago on the program, dow watch the program . laughter or you may not remember, you may have...

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Under way, the e, you agreed on launching its own new mission to provide additional military assistance to ukraine. So were asking today ukraine counter offensive can kiosk push the russian army back with welcome to to the point. It is a pleasure to greet our guests marina hanker is professor for International Relations at the berlin bass tatty school and shes also director of its center for International Security and a warm welcome back to the program to christoph fun, bartow, he is diplomatic ...

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Assistance to ukraine. So were asking today ukraine counter offensive can keel, push the russian army back with. Welcome to to the point. It is a pleasure to greet our guests marina hanker is professor for International Relations at the berlin bass tatty school and shes also director of its center for International Security and a warm welcome back to the program to christoph fun, barstow. He is Diplomatic Correspondent for the berlin, daily debt. Hogwash ego and Nick Connelly is d w. Ukraine cor...

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You. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president i...

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Jon thank you, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Good show tonight. Professor x, you may think to yourself oh james mcavoy is professor x. laughter [bleep] you may remember a few weeks ago on the program, dow watch the program . laughter or you may not remember, you may have been watching basketball. We addressed a minor incident in our otherwise spotless department of veterans affairs. Something about the phoenix va workers falsifying patient waiting lists so that it didnt seem...