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Weak at this stage. Jon yeah, yeah, what a smarmy ass [bleep] a disem bow eled stewart grabbing his entrails to cable network. I took a mild jab at stewart. That seems hyperbolic. You know ten western countries, we are going to need a broader effort. Nearly 40 nations have now agreed to join the international coalition. Egypt, jordan, lebanon and iraq, kuwait, bahrain, saudi arabia, qatar, the uae and iman. Thats what im talking about, now that is a whos who of most of us dont know where. laught...

Is more satisfied than being a United States senator. Thats how bad its gotten in the senate. Not i will say this though, not that the senate is doing nothing. They did recently, i believe, pass the farm bill. The new farm bill president obama signed into law yesterday cuts 8. 6 billion from food stamps during the next decades. Jon good. I think its wasteel. Who collects food stamps. The elvis fat and skinny. You have your develop streeta zinni liberty bell. There no matter how valuable they may...

Is more satisfied than being a United States senator. Thats how bad its gotten in the senate. Not i will say this though, not that the senate is doing nothing. They did recently, i believe, pass the farm bill. The new farm bill president obama signed into law yesterday cuts 8. 6 billion from food stamps during the next decades. Jon good. I think its wasteel. Who collects food stamps. The elvis fat and skinny. You have your develop streeta zinni liberty bell. There no matter how valuable they may...

Then the donkey was beside himself. [ laughter ] anyway, my point is this the budget compromise is that kind of melancholy hal hallelujah is good. Its a breath of fresh air. Not used to using that c word compromise. Jon i country believe those bleep cworded. [ laughter ] yes, i cant believe those bleep cworded. I hope my mother isnt watching. How did this deal go down. Republican paul ryan and patty murray announce they had reached a deal tuesday after two months of negotiations. Jon oh, my god....

Stamps are a form of assistance that allows those who are hungry to be less so. Why would you cut that . Lobbying from big stam stomach pang. Using food stamps to buy ipads or cigarettes. You hear stories about people on food stamps going to vegas drawing money at casinos. Jon yes, you do hear all these stories. Whether or not they are true or indicative of widespread abuse is not really the point here because you hear them. As a reporter on a news network its your job to pass them along through...

But candidates are beginning to make their closing arguments. And if i could frame them through lyrics and music of the great britney spears, barack obama is saying to the electorate, hit me baby, one more time. laughter whereas mitt romney is perhaps suggesting, im a genie in a bottle. laughter really, theyre not sung by the same person, are you sure . No, they are sung by the wonders that judge on the talent show. Theres two music talent shows . I have got to get myself a zune. laughter what a...

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Weve a beautiful show tonight. Tonights guest matt taibbi, a journalist, author of the divide american injustice in the age of the wealth gap. Its a lf story. Its lovely. I added that last part. Our top story tonight begins in congress. Last week the Senate Intelligence committee voted to declassify a comprehensive report on our countrys use of um i guess what the c. I. A. What would called super aggressive terrorist suspect spa treatments during the Bush Administration. [laughter] anyway i assu...

Genie in a bottle. laughter really, theyre not sung by the same person, are you sure . No, they are sung by the wonders that judge on the talent show. Theres two music talent shows . I have got to get myself a zune. laughter what are we talking about . Oh, yeah, mitt romneys closing arguments. The government of the United States is not a good venture capitalists, he likes to pick winners and losers, about 90 billion in Green Energy Companies like solyndra and tess la a friend of mine says he doe...

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