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Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon we got a good one for you tonight. Were going do this right. My guest tonight, the fabulous filmmaker ken burns. Ken burns will be joining us tonight. cheers and applause jon talking about the roosevelts but im going to get to our top story tonight. The isis isil, isisil, eyes so lease, the terrorist group currently occupying parts of syria and iraq. While we dont agree on what to call them, we always agree something must be done and last wednesday nigh...

Jon boom welcome to the daily show. Miss to see you nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do to...

Jon welcome to the daily show. [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. My guest tonight jim demint a former senator from South Carolina who left the senate to join a think thank because think tank because even just thinking around thinking in a tank [laughter] is more satisfied than being a United States senator. Thats how bad its gotten in the senate. Not i will say this though, not that the senate is doing nothing. They did recently, i believe, pass the farm bill. The new farm bill presi...

Anyway, sarah palin chimed in, accused the president of shucking and jiving. Yeah, her words, shucking and jiving about libya. Lets take a look at her statement. Oh, wait. Im sorry. Im sorry. Thats. Huh. Huh. I apologize. That was a hippo spraying its own [bleeped] through its tail. Again, i. I dont know how i ended up confusing these images. Look, lets face facts, were tired as hell of covering all of these important electoral developments anyway. So tonight we thought wed focus on a different,...

We were having earlier in the audience. [laughter] the end of march saw the Affordable Care act enrollment deadline. It was a crucial test for the Obama Administration they set an am bishes goal. I think success looks like 7 Million People signing up by the end of march. Jon and failure looks me me looks like we never have this information. Youll never get there. Allegedly four Million People signed up. They expect to three more million in one month. That is goag about a disaster jon disaster it...

That huge, campaignshaking announcement he had been promising. He offered the president of the United States a charity gift of 5 million if the president would release his college transcripts. I believe we have the footage of the announcement of trump making it. [laughter] yeah, oh, wait a second. You know what, im sorry. Im sorry. That wasnt donald trump trying to publicly extort the president of the United States. That was a gorilla eating its own [bleeped]. My apologies. [cheering and applaus...

Attention at the olympics, remember, vlad, the brotherhood and spirit of cooperation or did you consider the parade of nations a browsing opportunity . I like that uniform id invade them. Need it, need it, want it. Puty is this because you have more golds than anybody else . You realize olympic wins are not internationally binding, right . Unless norway was three gold medals away from embarking on a pickled herring quest for world dom in addition. Did you learn nothing . Did you learn nothing fr...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome owe to the daily show. Any name is jon stewart. Good show tonight. My guest tonight the wonderful jeff bridges is going to be joining us. Were very excited about that. [cheers and applause] so obviously for the past few nights weve talked about heavy, complex difficult to solve issues like gun c...

March its important to remember this isnt just the eighth month of winter its also womens history month. In honor after this event president obama offered a proposal to rectify an ageold wrong. On average a woman still earns just 77 cents for every dollar a man z. A woman deserves equal pay for equal work and paid leave that lets you take a day off to care for a sick child or parent. Congress needs to act on these priorities. Jon of course they wont. [ laughter ] because in my experience here i ...

Shutdown that distracts from obamacare and might kill him in november . We have one republican senator who says hes still undecided about hes going to vote. Were going to talk to him live. Maybe well make some news right here on the program. And finally, stocks still worried about a tighter fed that could block a christmas rally. All those stories and more coming up on the kudlow report beginning right now. Good evening, im larry kudlow. This is the kudlow report. Were live here. Its 7 00 p. M. ...