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[cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good show for you tonight. Seth Macfarlane Seth Macfarlane will be joining us. Ill be inducting Seth Macfarlane into my support group for former oscar hosts. But first [laughter] you know june there i think its june, supposed to be a meeting of the so called g8 to get together of the worlds most prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatu...

My address. But seriously we need to address this. With me now the controversial princeton mom susan patton her new book marry smart. Welcome to the show. Thank you. Jon or you could talk to that lady about it. Work in the white house women there make 9 less. Are women catching up in the white house . Is that the argument they would make . How do you interpret that . Its hard to say im not a white house expert. Jon if you dont have much to add to the discussion of equality what are you talking w...

Prorussia of a at this times why trying to take control. Days ago it was just the local government buildings. Jon now its a deli [ laughter ] wait, wait so in ukraine they are declaring individual buildings independent nations now . Sorry this is the republic of the news you are looking for gas stationstan. Its down the street you make at a left at the ussarbys. Why know how big Ukrainian Army is but it does not appear that they are going to get bogged down with a siege of that buildinggrad. The...

Think tank because even just thinking around thinking in a tank [laughter] is more satisfied than being a United States senator. Thats how bad its gotten in the senate. Not i will say this though, not that the senate is doing nothing. They did recently, i believe, pass the farm bill. The new farm bill president obama signed into law yesterday cuts 8. 6 billion from food stamps during the next decades. Jon good. I think its wasteel. Who collects food stamps. The elvis fat and skinny. You have you...

For former oscar hosts. But first [laughter] you know june there i think its june, supposed to be a meeting of the so called g8 to get together of the worlds most prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian Military in crimea to leave their post torque get out, to turn over their bass business 5 00 a. M. Tomorrow or else the bases will be stormed by russian forces. Jon that is blaitant naked aggression or ...

Weve all felt it at one point or another in our lives whether it be the internal scorn with he heap upon ourselves when we fail to live up to our own expectations of conduct or the more public shame, the shared shame of say getting caught by your parents masturbating to the dinah shore [laughter] she was so vivacious. [ laughter ] youve learned something about me tonight. [ laughter ] but the best part about shame is when you get to make other people feel it. John travolta is explaining his tota...

Headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name jon stewart. Big show tonight my guest, oh, were very excited about nate silver of fivethirtyeight. Com, a web site dedicated to exploring Current Events through cold, scientific Statistical Analysis and it also has some porn. It is a web site. [ laughter ] the first as we near the end of march its important to remem...

What happened . [laughter] after just a few weeks from when crimea officially joined russia another region of ukraine has said ill have what shes having. The crisis in ukraine is deepening this morning with the threat of more lost territory. Prorussia of a at this times why trying to take control. Days ago it was just the local government buildings. Jon now its a deli [ laughter ] wait, wait so in ukraine they are declaring individual buildings independent nations now . Sorry this is the republi...

Im not your guy, friends from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome. [cheers and applause] welcome to the daily show. Jon stewart. My guest tonight former pakistani ambassador to the United States Husain Haqqani is on the program. Let us begin tonight with the National Security administration which is the subject of the new ongoing series that thing they said they are not doi...

Really, the american audience immediately like did we bomb them . What happened . [laughter] after just a few weeks from when crimea officially joined russia another region of ukraine has said ill have what shes having. The crisis in ukraine is deepening this morning with the threat of more lost territory. Prorussia of a at this times why trying to take control. Days ago it was just the local government buildings. Jon now its a deli [ laughter ] wait, wait so in ukraine they are declaring indivi...