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Republicans. He reiterated that call yesterday. One thing i will not compromise over is whether congress should pay the tab for a bill already racked up. The congress refuses to give the United States the ability to pay its bills on time, the results for the Global Economy could be catastrophic. Congress has vowed to use the upcoming votes to get more spending cuts to entitlement programs like medicare. Some are threatening a Government Shutdown. In a moment, well talk to alan simpson and Erskin...

So thats behind us. Whats left to be dealt with is the spending. And its a shame that the president doesnt embrace the effort to reduce spending. None of us like using these situations like the sequester or the debt ceiling or the operation of government to try to engage the president to deal with this. But but you said that was a strategy, thats what you learned. I want to come back to the question. Its a hostage thats worth ransoming, the debt ceiling of the United States government. Is that t...

You. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president i...

Together to no, no. [ laughter ] not that example. There you go. [ laughter ] coming up on round two of the syrian peace talks in geneva. Were going to hear a recap from the algerian u. N. Special envoy to syria. What is the word about homs. Homs havent been able to do something. [ laughter ] jon okay, okay. Hey, man, you know what . Fine thats just one city. This is the u. N. This is the united United States is the west and the east getting together. What about all the prisoners. The kidnapped ...

Evening. [cheers and applause] but first shame. [ laughter ] weve all felt it at one point or another in our lives whether it be the internal scorn with he heap upon ourselves when we fail to live up to our own expectations of conduct or the more public shame, the shared shame of say getting caught by your parents masturbating to the dinah shore [laughter] she was so vivacious. [ laughter ] youve learned something about me tonight. [ laughter ] but the best part about shame is when you get to ma...

Elizabeth warren, is going to be joining us. It is but we begin tonight right away. S with breaking news from Chelsea Clintons uterus. Mark and i very excited that we have our first child arriving later this year. Theyve got a child arriving, how did they pull that off . Really, thats how it happened . I mean, if thats how it happens, i should have six kids oh really, not every time . Oh, okay. I should have six kids [ laughter ] heres the odd thing about the announcement darryl issa has already...

[ cheering ] welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. Nice. Tonight we got our selves a humdinger on the program. A senator from massachusetts, elizabeth warren, is going to be joining us. It is but we begin tonight right away. S with breaking news from Chelsea Clintons uterus. Mark and i very excited that we have our first child arriving later this year. Theyve got a child arriving, how did they pull that off . Really, thats how it happened . I mean, if thats how it happens, i should have six...

Away. S with breaking news from Chelsea Clintons uterus. Mark and i very excited that we have our first child arriving later this year. Theyve got a child arriving, how did they pull that off . Really, thats how it happened . I mean, if thats how it happens, i should have six kids oh really, not every time . Oh, okay. I should have six kids [ laughter ] heres the odd thing about the announcement darryl issa has already subpoenaed it to testify about benghazi. Tell us what you know, baby. [ laugh...

Were so excited about that. [cheering and applause] but first, funny story, remember that time we invaded iraq to remove the threat of the worlds most dangerous people using the worlds most dangerous weapons and it turned out the threat wasnt there . Well, good news, the threats there now. [laughter] in some measure due to the destabilizing effect of our intervention. Youll never guess what the people who hyped the original plan would like to do now. We must grapple our best to help iraq meet th...

His action was possible and it was prudent. It was the best of all possible options. There are many things in this culture we refuse to talk about. Dementia is one, growing old is another. Suddenly, you no longer have volition on your own. He is not. Even at 87, he is incredibly capable. Tavis you have given me five or six good reasons to not make a movie like this. Fit the roadmap to hollywood success. Why did you choose to do this . First of all, it is not made in hollywood. People are really ...