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Evening. Lets go. The big news today the state of the Union Address which just finished. [ laughter ] an hour ago. [ laughter ] talk about it right now, of course, since we all just saw it. [ laughter ] and are eager to discuss what happened especially joe biden. [laughter] when he farted which was surprising in number and volume. [ laughter ] apparently im not even sure when the president did a whole state of the Union Address because he released this vine about it yesterday. Tomorrow night its...

Seahawks scrimmaged with the [cheers and applause] team of stoned colorado teenagers [laughter] fox air another worldclass matchup as the most powerful man in the free world sat down with obama to cover topics like loose nukes, middle east peace, trade regulations and the environment. Im just bleep with you. Libya. Your detractors believe you did not tell the world it was a terror attack because your campaign didnt want that out. I have to get to the irs. You are say nothing corruption with the ...

Program judge andrew napolitano. Hes going to come on. Were going to talk about lincoln, hot or not . [laughter] i, of course, say hot. I love a good beard. Let me tell you this first were going to turn to crimea. As you know crimea is a region. [ laughter ] in the southeastern part of ukraine that juts out to the black sea and is well known for its charges of its light brigades. [ laughter ] who against all odds dont actually win. You pretty much let me tell you something. You want to bet the o...

[laughter] its been over a week since the Obama Administration got Sergeant Bowe bergdahl released after yearly five years in taliban prison after being captured while away without leave from his base in afghanistan. What was he up to that night . Its foreign wait and get the facts here. We would all be best serves to know all the facts before we judge. Jon yeah, no, we could do that. [laughter] yeah, we could do that. Or. What we do know is he was a deserter. Looks like a deserter or traitor or...

Were always wrong. [laughter] all right. Listen up. Heres how we do it by the way, iraq isnt the only place that these guys want the play to open. I support putting people in africa. Thats where this war is headed. Chad has been screaming for help from the United States. In libya we can have a influence. Helping the resistance in syria. Whatever the kurds need we should provide them. Help arm the ukrainian people. Jon there is no substitute for American Military sis assistants. In fact, in a bli...

Said, i hope to work with you. You gave me this opportunity and i am grateful. I feel blessed. We are glad to have you on our team. You need to get back to your spot. A conversation with actor james cromwell. And by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. Thank you. Tavis someone described a character actor as the man who does not get the girl. James cromwell has showed his ange as the farmer in babe and the deadly corrupt cop in l a confidential. Costar you say it much better. ...

[indistinct chatter] [gunshot] [latin music] whoa. Wow. Wawawewa. Ha. Borat. Totes. [tires screech] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest is bob costas. Bob costas. Hes going to be joining us on the program. Were going to begin with big news out of washington. In these recent years of perpetual war our military had...

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All you did was turn on the lights and tell the ghost to leave. Thats where youre wrong. Look. Clicker. Zero ghosts. Because you reset it back to zero. [loudly] no we need to get to the bottom line, which is that my heart has been broken in half, and all i have is this footage, and the reminder of this beautiful woman that ive lost and i never had. The only thing that can make this go away is, perhaps, a three or fourway with you. Uh, like. Us . I mean, are you guys really on tv . Very much. Wha...

Segment indecision 2013. laughter the question on everyones mind who will fill mayor Michael Bloombergs shoes, tiny, tiny shoes. laughter hes very small. You i have a pair of his shoes right here. I took them from his arm other, i have his az rmoire as well. There we are, there are his little shoes. Im michael bloomberg. Im going to work. cheers and applause jon actually, very interesting. He puts these on every morning and commutes to work on the subway. Rat, he rides a rat because hes tiny. It...