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Obama. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> see you later. >> maybe. >> no. lets welcome our guests. shes so hot her middle name is kelvin. kelvin is spanish for hot by the way. i am here with fox business anchor lori rothman. isnt she adorable? >> that was not adorable. >> you are grounded. and if hilarity was a caw -- comono i would slip inside of him after a hot bath. it is remi! in the prompter it says rhymes with philosophy. and his mere existence is a hate crime against humanity, my sid...

>> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> you were really going to give money to columbia. >> there wasnt a prayer. >> the only money that goes to columbia from you is something else. >> thats bill. >> you are right. go away. lets welcome our guests. she is so hot, you cannot yell her name in a crowded theater. whats her name? oh yes, remi spencer. she is a criminal defense attorney among other things. he is so sharp he poops pin cushions. it is michael money -- michael moynihan and in poland he is cons...

>> thanks, andy. >> you becha, greg. >>- q. i bye. lets welcome our guests. she is so hot that hot pockets serve her as an after school snack. i am here with anchor lori rothman. and he is so sharp he is often mistaken for a are cay ofing -- for a carving station. and in texas she considered a belt buckle, my sidekick, bill schulz. everybody is in red today. and if fierce commentary was tuna fish he would come in a tiny n cay. gavin mcguinness. writer for "street carnage" and street carnage.co...

>> greg: $70. >> eric: no. we have to go. that is it for "the five." that for watching. see you welcome to "red eye." it is like breakfast at tiffanies if by breakfast you mean soiling myself. andy, what is coming up on tonights show? >> our top story, a judge validates mayor bloomburgs limits on sugar redrinks one day before they are to take affect the the shocking thing that is the greatest thing since the big gulp. and an attorney asks judge david levey to prevent jewish from serving on the...

Used too often and then questionable legality or not often enough? the story so important to the future of this great nation that our discussion probably will somehow evolve into jokes about unicorns. and chris rock says the president is our boss and our dad and we have to listen to him. well there is a reason he is one of the funniest people in the world. and should you get paid for dealing with your boss after hours e-mail? i have been listening to how maroon 5 is a band for free. >> thanks, a...

Want to see a dorky guy kiss for 60 seconds? if i have to watch it you have to watch it too. and i was going to make a joke about how they wont see you tomorrow, but it only works if you know their slogan is see you tomorrow, and a lot of you might not know that so i decided not to. and does going to prison turn you into a better criminal? the shocking answer that you probably figured out. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> did you catch any of "the five"? >> today? >> no. >> it is interest...

Corner back apologizes saying his anti-gay remarks reflected the thoughts in his head, but not what he feels. we will try to figure it out too straight ahead. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> you becha? >> you wrote something and didnt tell me you wrote something. i didnt say whatever and it screwed up what you wrote without telling me. maybe you learn a lesson and tell me. >> im sure the viewers at home are pleased to understand this problem that we are having. >> it is a peek in the wor...

She has a show, i believe called "girls" on hbo. is she ignoring her -- is she exposing her ignorance or both? >> you becha. >> is that a canadian phrase? >> i might have picked that up from my husband, it is true. >> adorable. >> did you see her video during the election? she talked about how much she liked the president. but in a funny kind of id like to date him kind of way? >> did she say date? >> i dont know if it was a d-word she was referring to. >> you were saying a little while ago and ...

And did a judge order a dead beat father of nine to stop pro cree yaiting? well he did because it would be weird to do a story how a judge didnt ask him to stop. and we send bill schulz to time square to see how they plan to handle the end of the world on december 21st. hopefully they make his world end a few weeks early. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> my tour dates are in for the next bus tour. >> excellent. when? >> before i get to that people are asking how last week went. i put together a...

In his face as he screams in unimaginable pain. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. lets welcome our guest. she and i met at a take back the night rally in the late 80s. we took it back, and then we couldnt figure out what to do with it. that was fun. i am here with tammy bruce, fox news contributor and host of the nationally syndicated talk show. he and i met on second avenue. i had to follow him and he had you are cred. -- and he had crushed. it is sherrod small. and this man first came to my att...