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Sees a record number of homicides. the district attorney there is plane cleanup after making this outrageous claim. >> there is not a big spike in crime, that is not true. there is not a big spike in violent crime. neither one of these things is true. basically we dont have a crisis of lawlessness or a crisis of crime. we dont have a crisis of violence. >> dagen: larry krasner now says he is inarticulate and blasting the media for focusing too much on that comment. blame the media, we heard what...

Space. sheen * that frustrates me. i will tell you something. if you dont know your enemy. i watched tony blinken this week. and i know you have been talking about it. hes going to lecture. not enough i cluesivity and woke -- not enough inclusivity in the taliban government? you jackass. these are the people that take young women as sex slaves. when they were in power they didnt let women go to work or school. judge jeanine: they brought child brides here to the united states. but not the siv ho...

Space. sheen * that frustrates me. i will tell you something. if you dont know your enemy. i watched tony blinken this week. and i know you have been talking about it. hes going to lecture. not enough i cluesivity and woke -- not enough inclusivity in the taliban government? you jackass. these are the people that take young women as sex slaves. when they were in power they didnt let women go to work or school. judge jeanine: they brought child brides here to the united states. but not the siv ho...

Space. sheen * that frustrates me. i will tell you something. if you dont know your enemy. i watched tony blinken this week. and i know you have been talking about it. hes going to lecture. not enough i cluesivity and woke -- not enough inclusivity in the taliban government? you jackass. these are the people that take young women as sex slaves. when they were in power they didnt let women go to work or school. judge jeanine: they brought child brides here to the united states. but not the siv ho...

Rabbits, quitter. >> im jon stewart, im dumb, im stupid, nyah, nyah, nyah." so long, you jackass. >> i have been asked and have the privilege to say something to you not in the prompter right now. >> please dont do this. >> jon you said never to thank you because we owe you nothing. its one of the few times ive known you to be dead wrong. we owe you and we are better people for having known you. you are a great artist and a good man. >> ive worked in a lot of different atmospheres at varying lev...

Source of news, part of that trust was emotional trust. that you actually have to believe in his authentic, human take on whatever it is hes talking about. >> narrator: with a loyal and growing following, a whos who from hollywood to washington, d.c. and everywhere in between starts to take notice. >> this just in, brokaw interviewed by jackass. >> nailed it! >> "the daily show" became a destination for people who have serious political ambition and that, i think, it was amazing thing and thats ...

Anyone who did not watch. among the performers, this young man. yes, that was chris brown returning three years after he assaulted his then girlfriend rihanna. remember that picture? "if you will note, he has not been on the grammys for the past two years, and it may have taken awhile to get over the fact that we were the victim of what happened." well, im glad you are all healed now, ken, you jackass. even odder, the website collected a bunch of tweets from women who apparently hate themselves....