Ed: âThe First Person In History to Break Out of the Friend Zoneâ Ok, so maybe Edâs self-proclaimed title isnât accurate. But we are impressed with Big Edâs apparent suaveness. âLast night was off the charts,â Ed gushes to the camera. âShe is so beautiful and soft and caring. Sheâs a giver. We made love all night.â The couple apparently âdid it about twiceâ â why thatâs an approximation, no one knows. Yet Ed is caught up in the post-coital bliss of being with Liz, calling their intimacy âa surreal dream.â She even brushes his hair the next morning. âIâve never had anyone take over and make love to me in my life,â Ed concludes, before calling their sensual evening a personal best.