7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2020 My 8yo woke up this morning and said “Artichokes are rude!”, and honestly he is probably right.— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) January 16, 2020 Me: “If you’re done with the game, you need to put the pieces away.” 4yo: I WAS done, but if I have to clean it then I’m undone.” Me too.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 5, 2017 Me: Have a good day at school.