Because @FabDLT_ is right. What is the difference between sleeping with a dealer for the neurochemical hit of weed and sleeping with any man for the neurochemical hit of textual validation? All relationships are transactional, and once your mind is open to that truth, your life can truly begin. You think I’d be in the Guardian without sleeping with the Career man for Career? Get real. 2. Great Aussie Batsmen, by The Grub I’m famously known to say that all comedy can be broken down into two categories: Sensible Venn Diagrams and Absurd Lists. As a working satirist, I can say that satire leans on Venn Diagrams. Oh, ScoMo did a presser from a P-Class zeppelin? Let me just draw two overlapping circles labelled “Politicians” and “Zeppelins” and come up with the zinger “I don’t know how the zeppelin coped with all the