(May the fourth be with you!) A man claiming to be a time traveler from the year 2582 says US astronauts will find an exact clone of Earth – complete with humans — in our solar system on May 8, 2021 … and that he’d reveal his own hidden face on YouTube if he got 10,000 subscribers. Who knew we’d still be caring about social media in 2582? NASA’s Parker Solar Probe passed just 517 miles above the surface of Venus on July 11, 2020, and data finally released from that mission shows it picked up mysterious radio signals … which unfortunately were traced to natural, low-frequency emissions indicating Parker was passing through the planet’s ionosphere. As always, Venus leaves its women disappointed while men continue to get excited by their Mars.