Apple Announces iPhone 15 Will Come Emblazoned With Name Of Uyghur Slave Who Assembled It

In recognition of the hard-working Uyghur people enslaved in China, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced new iPhones would be etched with the name of the slave who assembled them.

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