âImpressive crime drops. Thank you, law enforcement. Appreciate all you do to keep us safe. Lack of guests probably also contributed.â âLast I checked, no one has ever died from wind chimes. For all those complaining, I promise you will be OK.â âIâd like to thank all the residents and visitors who contribute to making Key West a safe, fun, interesting place we are lucky to call home. Where else can two major concerns be the number of pickleball courts and if we should feed the chickens. I love it!â âThe Key West chicken crossed the road. Now, six more weeks of tourists.â