BETSY BITNER: Compass skills can't get me where I want to go FacebookTwitterEmail It was easy for Dorothy Gale to proclaim “There’s no place like home” because she’d just returned from an exciting trip to a faraway land complete with fabulous shoes, an Emerald City spa day, and a hot air balloon ride. Don’t get me wrong, I love my home and I’m grateful to have had a warm and safe place to spend the last eleventy thousand months. It’s just that, right about now, I’d give anything to get out of my proverbial Kansas and land anywhere else. Flying monkeys be damned.