Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 - Results Share this story Ah! The sweet, sweet smell of the offseason where the Minnesota Timberwolves fanbase live like kings. Now that we’ve had a couple weeks to return from Cancún (or do y’all vacation at Lake Minnehaha?), it’s time to revisit those ol’ report cards that you all filled out. Will the Timberwolves escape being academically disqualified since their semester 1 probation? (Note: Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 data was collected by 5/20) Karl-Anthony Towns The fact that Karl-Anthony Towns was able to survive till the end of the season without a mental breakdown is worth an A grade alone. However his consistent domination continued even through his difficult year where even Canis Hoopus felt he earned an A-. KAT was beginning to truly shine under