By www.iHeartToby.com Jun 9, 2021 I'm iHeartRadio's Toby Knapp and I'd like to release this statement regarding allegations which say I may have an ice-cream side hustle... I would like to say that I WISH I owned TOBY's ICE CREAM in ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA. They're making lots of noise in the Commonwealth of By-Gawd Virginia right now... because in that region of the iHeartNation, the world is being invaded by these CICADAS. The insects, which have been underground for almost two decades, have emerged from their underground world, much like the UNDERMINER in the INCREDIBLES movies from PIXAR. They came forth to mate, and they're flying into everything, cars, homes, people's bosoms... even riding along on some people's bald heads whilst they swim in pools... and they're quite the annoyance.