President will be joining us not of the United States laughter just the french club. Here is your moment of zen. John mccain goes oh, boy trump makes my life difficult. He had 15,000 crazies show up. Crazies. He called them all crazy. I said, they werent crazy. They were great americans. If you would have seen these people i know what a crazy is. I kn tonightly twicedivorced muppet head donald trump mocks john mccain for being captured in vietnam. laughter yes, if only mccain could have evaded the north vietnamese as well as trump evaded that u. S. Draft board. laughter cheers and applause in a newly released deposition bill cosby admits to drugging women for sex. Its the most embarrassing release for cosby since leonard part 6. laughter and obama visits a federal prison in oklahoma. Its something we would talk about tonight, but who are we kidding . You know were going to talk about that asshole bill cosby. cheers and applause this is the nightly show. Lets do this captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry wow. Woo yeah, yeah welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you very much. audience chanting oh man. So nice to be back. Oh, wow. I like how it sped up. Its like, larry larry, larry. laughter man, i missed it. I had to go into starbucks and beg for that every day. laughter it was horrible. It was horrible. So many things happened over the break. There was the deal with the with the other thing and laughter right, right, right . And then the blah blah with the laughter yeah, right, with the you know, [ bleep ] that [ bleep ]. I havent forgotten about you [ bleep ]. laughter i have not forgotten about you. cheers and applause ive been thinking about you the whole time of lets get right to it. Over the weekend, the New York Times got ahold of the full 2005 cosby deposition from a case involving a few of the at least 48 women who have accused cosby. imitating cosby and it is full of things about the inappropriate, the blah blah, the bizzah bazzahs, the raping and the touching and the drinking, the baahhh laughter why didnt you take the quaaludes, the lawyer asked him. He says i used them. He said, for what . Cosby said, the same as you would, say, have a drink. laughter larry no, no no its not the same. Lets have a drink isnt a fun way to tell someone youre going to rufi them. laughter just like lets hang out isnt a cutcy way of saying youre organizing a lynching. laughter not the same. imitating cosby okay, so what was another cosby says the darnedest things thing . laughter she meets me backstage. I give her quaaludes. We then had sex. The lawyer says she said she believes she was not in the position to consent to intercourse after you gave her the drug. Do you believe that is correct . I dont know, cosby replied. Larry yes, you do laughter you gave her a drug and then had sex with her you knew she couldnt consent look, i only know three things in life to be true baby corn should not be a thing. laughter all right . The word moist should never be used except next to the word towelette. laughter all right . True . And bill cosby knew what he was doing. cheers and applause he knew it. You cant do that and not know. applause all right . imitating cosby okay lets keep this going what else craziest thing it i did i say . laughter then in regard to another jane doe, he says you began talking about her career and asking about her father who died of cancer. Do you remember that . Yes, he said, i remember that. Larry oh, [ bleep ] no, no, no. laughter please dont tell me youre going to use this cancer thing as a way to get her into bed. Did you ask her those questions because you wanted to have sex with her . Yes, i did, bill cosby said. [ audience ohs ] larry you used her dead father to have sex with her literally her ghost dad laughter i mean cheers and applause okay. What else . He also admits in this that he never went the entire way with women. That he believes sexual intercourse was concerning because somebody could fall in love with him. He didnt want that. laughter larry so let me break this down. According to cosby, when youre drugging women who youve seduced via ghost dad cancer talk, dont have fullon sex with them or theyll start to get a little clingy. laughter damn, bill cosby who are you getting your dating advice from . Bill cosby . laughter sorry, i couldnt think of anyone else. laughter all right. So what else did the coz brag about . Cosby claimed he and his accuser were playing sex, were playing, petting. Larry petting . laughter thats gross. I mean this isnt a field of cute little puppies, bill. laughter by the way, you guys have sat through a lot of disgusting bile tonight. I give you a lot of credit. You know what . You deserve a break. Lets actually see some puppies running through a field. laughter cheers and applause thats the stuff man. laughter all right. Back to the bile. If this deposition proved anything, its that cosby has absolutely no selfawareness. I think im a pretty decent reader of people and their emotions in these romantic sexual things, he told the lawyer, whatever you want to call them. Larry whatever i want to call them is rapes laughter cheers and applause thats what i would have called them. Hold on and what do you mean you are a decent reader of emotions . First of all, there is nothing decent about you. Absolutely nothing. All right . And secondly, knockedoutandsnoring is not an emotion. laughter all right. Now, this deposition was not the first time cosby boldly just explained to us what he was doing. Check out this spanish fly routine from 1969. This was from his comedy act. You know anything about spanish fly . Well, theres this girl crazy mary you put some in her drink, man. Shes like ahhh. laughter go to a party, see five girls standing alone. Boy, in i had a whole jug of spanish fly, id light that corner up over there. [ audience ohs ] laughter larry this was 15 years before the cosby show was even on the air. This wasnt a red flag. This was a huge cosby sweater pattern flag. laughter right . Wait, hold on. applause and even on the cosby show, he talked about spiking the barbecue sauce. Havent you ever noticed after people have some of my barbecue sauce, after a while, when it kicks in, they get all huggybuggy . I love your neck, honey. Its perfect, like a swan. Ooh, elvin. Larry jesus christ, sondra cant even keep her eyes open. laughter weve got Cliff Huxtable on camera forcing mesquite rufi sauce on his own family. laughter so let me see if i can really be clear about this. Okay . This is how horrible of a human being that [ bleep ] is. This is why i call him a [ bleep ] all the time okay . laughter he believes that truing and he believes that drugging and raping women deserves to be laughed at. He put it in a comedy act, and he put it on his tv show. He finds what he did to be funny. Five words you. Can. Go. [ bleep ]. Yourself. cheers and applause all right. Okay. For more on this, from our 24 7 cosby situation room, is our own holly walker. Holly cheers and applause hey, holly i know you have a lot to say. What do you have to say about this . First of all, we havent forgotten about you, [ bleep ]. laughter . Larry yeah, yeah. We i i i actually already covered that holly. laughter okay. Then i really have nothing to say. laughter larry really . Wait, nothing . I cant say it, larry. I have to rap it. cheers and applause larry you have to rap it . Why do you have to rap it . Because cosby hates rap, and my mission in life is to do anything that might irritate that asshole. Larry okay. All right. laughter go for it. Give me a beat. rap beat ah, yeah cheers i was chillin in hawaii sippin on a margarita smooth as can be like golden brown velveeta then i saw a newspaper had to spit out my food bill cosby confessed to using quaaludes . Tons of women vindicated i found myself crying finally, theres proof pill cosby was lying deposition released much to bills chagrin call me coppertone cause im rubbing this [ bleep ] in laughter bill cosby is a rapist everybody will know its true he should stop doing shows its just not funny hello friend goodbye to you there were other news stories nothing stuck with me not even jared being raided for his pals pornography nothing else mattered for 14 days all i thought of was the rapist that said hey hey hey laughter the serena slam and pluto up close meant zip when he confessed to giving women a dose not the womens world cup or caitlyns espy snag now that cosbys going down like the Confederate Flag and im out cheers and applause larry wow. Holly walker everyone. 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I think its sort of the fringe crazies that are unwilling larry i think hes a pudding pop but who are who are these people . Are they rapists . laughter . I think larry all these people that would not are rapists. Rapists are like, nament ah he is not one of us. laughter exactly. We do not drug people. I think people are having a hard time calling him a racist because they rapist because they think, these girls signed up for it or these girls went up to his hotel room or they knowingly took a pill. If im an actress and im trying to get ahead in my career, that doesnt mean if i go up to a hotel room with bill cosby, i want him to have sex with me while im unconscious. It might mean i want him to fondle my titties a little bit. laughter cheers larry let me see if i understand this kerry. Youre saying he doesnt have to knock you out to fondle your laughter . Thats what im saying. I want to be conscious. laughter if you say kerry ill let you be the new mike yard if you come up to the hotel. laughter i did not get fondled to be mike yard. Okay . Dont put me in that. laughter larry im not sure what position youre taking kerry. Im saying even if the woman went up to the hotel room, it isnt mean they signed up to get raped. Larry i dont think anybody cheers and applause thats what im saying. Larry exactly. There is no such thing as this is signing me up i wanted to sign up for rape, this is not laughter wheres the signup for rape . Thats what were all struggling with is that issue of consent. I read the deposition, 1,000 pages. I spent the day reading it, and what was so shocking to me is he seemingly believed that he could assess nonverbal consent when a womans been knocked out on quaaludes. So many of the women larry but hes clearly lying right there. Hes clearly lying, bum of the women came forward and said just that. He took my ability to consent. He took my ability to do anything away from me. And thats when youre talking about a real sociopath. I agree. cheers and applause i actually think the word is i think the word is monster. Larry yeah, hes a monster. Hes a dirtbag. Larry he has the medal of freedom that he got like 13 years ago. There was a great reporter that asked obama straight up, can you take it away . He said, we dont have the mechanics for that. Mechanics . You can sign an executive order. Hes the president. Hes got veto power. He can do whatever he wants. Larry cuba. That was padlocked shut. They ran all kinds of [ bleep ] he says that he doesnt really care, right . Hes got the bucket list now that rhymes with something else. laughter so im actually larry his black side is president ing right now. laughter so that was actually very surprising to me that he he thought he couldnt do anything about it. Damn his medal of freedom. How about we take away his freedom [ bleep ] . Not his medals. cheers and applause larry see i think if youre a serial rapist like that rape is horrible but hes been doing it since the 60s for christ sake. Yes, he has. Larry there has to be a mechanism for putting somebody away like that. There isnt now, but i think thats going to change actually. I did child sex crimes as a federal prosecutor. Larry you did child sex crimes . laughter . I prosecuted child sex crimes. laughter and the statute of limitations has changed for child sex crimes. I do think after this quite frankly, this scandal, i think that were going to see a Movement Towards changing the statute of limitations at least one good thing will come out of it. But i dont think hes ever going to see the inside of a jail cell actually in these cases, but whats important, every single victim of crime that ive met has said they wanted to be believed. Larry right. They wanted to be validated. And guess what . Every Single Person now believes most people believe cheers and applause yeah. Larry i started to say a little bit about the huxtabless do you think people have a hard time separating the art from the assholes . laughter i think if we look, people have been able to turn a blind eye if art is good enough. R. Kelly peed on a kid. He came back stepping, we we