About waters waters, mark ruffalo is here, everybody cheers and applause horses can now fly. How whales can fight terrorists and joe biden is time traveling. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with thanksgiving weekend. Its a stressful holiday and not just because your racist uncle is listening to kanye now, its also because traveling is a nightmare and yesterday the nightmare got worse. Not only was it the busiest day in air travel history but the weather canceled flights. Luckily, theres a new way to help you calm down. The f. A. A. Recently cleared miniature horses to flievment but whats it like to have a horse on board . We joined a woman and her horse as they took a flight. Today is a big day. He understandly is going on a trip with her Service Animal a horse. Thats right, a horse. He understandly is allergic to dogs, so she bonded with her horse, which she has named flirty. Huhoh, flirty sets off a security alarm. The airline require that she sit in the bulkhead. It sure was a tight fit. The hour and a half flight had some minor turbulence but flirty handled it like an experienced traveler. Get this, not one passenger complained. Trevor yes, for the first time in history, a miniature horse was allowed on a plane as an emotional support animal. How come the more advanced america gets the more it looks like a third world country . Because in the rest of the world, we do this, we bring animals on the bus all the time, and then americans judge us, theyre, like, so filthy but then americans start doing it and theyre, like, oh, no, you see, that horse is a psychiatrist. laughter and by the way, i always think to myself, someone on that plane probably took an ambien right before the horse boarded and they probably felt like they were ha hallucinating, like, whaaaa i feel bad for the people forced to check their carry on because the airline said it was too big and then the airline brings on a horse. Im sorry, no room for your baggage on the plane. What about seabiscuit . laughter whats funny is because its an emotional support animal, you cant complain. You cant complain its blocking your leg room because you look like an asshole. You can only sit there and do that passive aggressive thing that white people do where they say nothing but very expressively like, whew laughter , no, no everythings fine, everythings fine. I think its cool that Airlines Allow you to bring a horse on the plane, although when you try it on spirit airlines, youre like oh great you brought your own meal. You eat what you can kill. laughter in london a terrorist armed with a knife attacked a group of people gathered on london bridge. T whey didnt count on the Good Samaritans that took him down. Terror takedown in london shows two heroes using unconventional weapons to stop the suspect on a deadly stabbing spree. Heroes look back, one even using the tusk of a whale. They used fire extinguishers, chairs, tusks ripped off the wall in a heated moment and they were determined it wouldnt go on and did what they had to do. Trevor they fought a terrorist with a chair, fire extinguisher and a whale tusk . This is what happens when a country doesnt have any guns. All violence turns into a home alone movie. Even terrorists are, like, death to the west toy race cars, aaahhh apparently, this part of the story is crazy. The tusk was mounted on the wall of a restaurant and the chef grabbed it, ran into the street to come and fight. Hes lucky the wall had a tusk mounted on it and not a singing fish. It would be, like, die you, i. S. I. S. Scum take me to the river sorry. Seriously, though, the people who fought off the terrorists were heroes. I think it takes guts to be a hero especially these days because when you get famous everyone will go through your tweets. I bet there were people at the bridge who wanted to help but they had to delete their tweets. Oh, that ones still funny, ill save it. Ha ha ha. laughter President Trump is embarking to Great Britain to represent the United States at the summit. He probably heard about this. The new poll shows the majority of republicans think President Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln. The economist you governor poll show 47 think Abraham Lincoln is better, and people pick trump over every president in the poll except ronald reagan. Trevor republicans like trump more than lincoln and knowing some republicans, that makes sense, you know, theyre, like, lincoln was a great president , except for one thing he did. You know what im talking about. Im talking about the chin strap beard come on i prefer a clean shaven man the news reports it look its good. But if 53 of republicans prefer trump to lincoln, that means 47 of republicans are, like, hey, even a dead guy would do better than. This you might think its weird to compare trump to lincoln. They both did great things, Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and trump freed Rudy Giuliani from air 51. Lets move on to the top story. cheers and applause the president ial race. There are major developments going on in the democratic primary and im not just talking about cory booker changing his name to karaka booker. Lets catch up with ourion going segment world war d. cheers and applause trevor there are now just 336 days until the 2020 president ial election, and although the democrats still dont know who their contender will be, they do know who their contender wont be. Joe and Steve Bullock announced theyre both dropping out of the race. I know. This is huge because now it means all the other democrats can pick up their supporter. laughter but even with those two dropping out, there are still 16 candidates left in this race because every time you see a democrat quits, more democrats jump in. Getting rid of Democratic Candidates is like shaving an old mans back hair. It grows back twice as thick. I owed someone money. It was a thing. The newest hair on the back of the Democratic Party is none other than Michael Bloomberg, former mayor of new york and worlds richest lord of the rings extra. After entering the race only last week, hes already making a big impression. Theres another big shakeup in the democratic president ial race after months of speculation. Michael bloomberg made it official over the weekend he has thrown his hat into the 2020 race. After months of speculation, the former new york mayor announcing his candidacy in a video sunday, a part of a 35 million media blitz. Launched the campaign with the single largest political advertising buy in u. S. History, spending more than 30 million on ads that touted his record as mayor of new york. Trevor wowvment Michael Bloomberg has already bought more tv ads in one week than anyone in history. I guess those are the perks of being a billionaire but hes got to be careful because tv ads are a great way for getting noticed but too many tv ads can turn people against you. Yeah. Like the first time i saw that cars for kids ad, i thought it was cute. And now my lifes mission is to destroy that organization. laughter every day, singing ofaaahhh dont get me wrong, kids should be given cars but its on tv all the time thats what could happen with bloomberg. 30 million. If youre in one of the states hes floating with ads, thats all you will see on tv. Im Michael Bloomberg. Change the channel. Its me, Michael Bloomberg. Something new this month at subway its me, Michael Bloomberg laughter while Michael Bloomberg is make news with how much hes spending observe ads, pete buttigieg, mayor of south bend, indiana and kid who asks for more homework is getting attention for what hes seeing in his ads. Pete buttigieg has a new position on an ad airing in iowa about education. I believe we should move to make College Affordable for everyone. Some voices are saying it doesnt count unless you go further, unlessettes free for kids and millionaires. Ocasio cotees tweeted this is a g. O. P. Talking point used to dismantle public systems and its sad to see a dem candidate aproperty. Trevor pete, youre in trouble. Pete buttigieg says he supports Free Public College but it shouldnt apply to rich peoples kids and, in response, rich people said, what the ~bleep is a Public College . Is it like a Public Toilet . I think ive heard of those. laughter this ad is getting a lot of backlash because buttigieg has drawn crit tim from the progressive wing of his party because they argue if the government provides a service, it should be available to all citizens like a Public Library doesnt ask how rich are before they let you in to master bait. Its what its there for. Kamala Harris Campaign is headed in the opposite direction. Senator Kamala Harris presenting herself as a choice to beat President Trump. The New York Times reports her campaign is in turmoil, obtaining a Resignation Letter from a top harris aide who wrote this is my third president ial campaign and i have never seen an organization treat its staff so poorly. That aid, ought the times, jumping on to mayor Michael Bloombergs time. Trevor bloomberg i guess those ads worked on one person. But kamala Harris Campaign is struggling. Some say its because she doesnt have a clear message. Others say its because she put her sister in charge of the campaign. That makes sense. You should never mix business and family unless youre a plumber in which case you have to involve family. A tip, if a Plumbing Company name doesnt end in sons or brothers, you cant trust them. Something bad happened in that family, you stay away. One democrat seems immune to campaign gaffs and thats joe biden. Hes still the favorite nationally and even bought himself a sweet new ride. Today in iowa, the Joe Biden Campaign bus on an eightday, 18county tour of the first caucus date trying to rev up his lagging poll numbers. His new ride branded in biden speak, as the no malarkey tour. He says to contrast President Trump. Hes calling it the no malarkey bus tour. The bus tour comes as joe biden went viral this weekend when he was caught nibbling on his wifes finger at a campaign stop. Trevor no biting, joe dont make me get the spray bottle, stop that laughter i actually think this is a cute moment between a couple. But it would be cuter at home instead of the middle of a rally. That makes it weird. Like nibbling your wifes fingers. Its all about context. And also is joe bidens slogan really going to be no malarkey . Thats your slogan . Yes, we can make America Great again no malarkey . laughter what does that word even mean . Like it sounds like the dish your vegan cousin serves at thanksgiving. Its not turkey, its malarkey. The main ingredient is mold, na namnamaste. Michael bloomberg paid us 5 million to go to commercial break. Well be right back. cheers and applause have you ever worked with dr. Francis . Oh yeah, hes ok. Just ok . Guess who just got reinstated well, not officially. Nervous . Yeah. Yeah me too. Dont worry about it, well figure it out. Ill see ya in there just ok is not ok. At t has americas best network, now with our best plans, at our best prices, starting at 35 a line for 4 lines. New from at t. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. Before the break, we talked about joe biden and his no malarkey bus tour, which unless youre over the age 80 is a term youve definitely had to google. For more on this, we turn to our very own michael kosta, everybody whos actually in iowa cheers and applause following the no malarkey bus tour. Michael, youre on the road with the bus. Doesnt the slogan no malarkey make biden seem a little dated and out of touch . Thats a load of horse feathers, trevor. That slogan is the cats pajamas, see. Anyone who says different is screwy in the noodle, yeah. laughter trevor michael, why are you talking like that . I have to, trevor, mnyneah. Everyone on the no malarkey bus is required to talk old timey. So get on the troll or theyll take you behind the soda shop and give you the old one two buckle the shoe. Trevor what does that mean . I dont know, maybe a sex thing . laughter trevor old timey slang isnt going to connect with young voters. Phooey, trevor. Sounds like to me youre hopped up on the moon juice, the gilg sauce, mikes hard lemonade. Trevor i dont think that last one was forget it. Costa, what if joes strategy of old time real guy doesnt work out . What are you nutty . These biden guys aint no palookas. If old timey slang doesnt work, theyll just go further back in time. laughter for soothe may happens the language of the barge catapult lord biden to columbias fair district. Dost thousand comprehend the moves or does it pass through the dark skin of a moore . Trevor did you say i dont understand politics because im black . Its not me, its my character. Trevor okay, michael, well, my characters going to cut your christmas bonus this year. Oh, shucks, boss all the old talk got my head topsy turvy, i didnt mean anything buy it. Trevor get out of here you rap scallion rap scallion michyoure so annoying, get off me hey girls, please can you. Cmon here, here. Just watch something there or play a game. Were here . Clyde girls, in the lounge, cmon. Settle down did you guys want me to put a movie on for you . No we got it. Keep busy and dont annoy grandpa whos that . Thats grandma and grandpa. I miss her. Hey girls, just watch something. Well just be in the kitchen. Should we take a picture . Ahh thanks isabel, its too early cmon everybody its for all of you. Ha ha girls. You just tap it. What is this . Nana fell in love. Oh dad look at your hair nana. [deep exhale] ahhh shes right there absolutely brilliant, both of you. Thank you oh what fun it is to ride in a onehorse open sleigh, thank you buble sparkling water. Its buble lights, ornaments, chand lil choo choo trains. Cmon. The best trees, they kinda only need two things. Peanut butter and chocolate. Not sorry. Reeses. Of millions of americans during the recession. So, my wife kat and i took action. We started a Nonprofit Community bank with a simple theory give people a fair deal and real economic power. Invest in the community, in businesses owned by women and people of color, in affordable housing. The difference between words and actions matters. Thats a lesson politicians in washington could use right now. Im tom steyer, and i approve this message. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an Academy Award mom no nateing actor who produces and stars in the new film dark waters. Shea should pay for what theyve done. Youre right, they should, and it kills me that they wont, but that would mean going to trial and proving that c. A. Killed your cows, and every scientist who knows anything about any of this already works for these chemical companies. Thats not an accident, earl. Earl, these these companies, they have all the money, all the time, and theyll use it, trust me. I know, i was one of them youre still one of em. You you cant be serious. Trevor please welcome mark ruffalo. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the show. So good to have you. So nice. Trevor this is amazing. They dont do that when i go home. Trevor that would be creepy if they followed you home cheering as you were just walking home. Welcome to the show. Thanks. Great to be here. I love you and what you do. Trevor thank you, man. I love what you do. Youre great, your intellect, its really great. Trevor this is about you. Welcome to the show. Thank you. Trevor congratulations on everything. I feel like, you know, you were always known because youre an amazing actor, but with the avengers, its such a monumental event, like, life changes overnight. Did it change even more when, now, you were, like, intelligent hulk . Because before there was, like, no, now there was like a shift. There was hulk and banner, so you had the separation. So hulk was cool and then you that did the scientist and then you became intelligent hulk. Yes. Trevor kids must be like bulk, banner hulk. Trevor bulk. Yeah. Trevor did you feel that change . It was huge. It was laughter it was smarntd huge. laughter trevor this movie, i feel like, is a depture for you but, at the same time, in many ways, its the same thing. You are playing a reallife hero in this movie dark waters. Its the story of a lawyer who really stumbles upon a story of a Chemical Company thats pollute ago piece of land thats killing people, killing livestock and its one of the crazy stories. Whats even more crazy about it is its true. How did you even stumble upon this . It was actually a it was in the New York Times magazine by nathaniel rich, and it was an article called the lawyer that became duponts worst nightmare. Trevor right. And i read it, and i couldnt believe it. It was a horror, and it was probably the biggest corporate crime and coverup in American History that nobody knew about with a lawyer that had normally been someone who would defend chemical companies, was now in the place of actually defending this farmer that he knew growing up as a boy that insisd that his cows are being poisoned by dupont. Trevor when you read through it, you know, when you created this film, like, was there a part of you going, although the story seems absurd, its almost normal . Well, it felt like a story that we keep hearing again and again where a corporation knows that theyre hurting their clients, that theyre hurting the public. Trevor right. Their science shows them that theyre hurting the public, and they hide that science and they keep hurting the public anyway, and i just saw it so beautifully told with this amazing guy robert b