Maybe i do overreact sometimes. Waaaah . Maybe i need to realize that my emotions can be hormonal and not just take things out on you. Aaaah . Aaaaah . Randy. Im. Sorry. Aaaah. Aaaaaah. [ voice breaking ] thank you, sharon. I dont know what its like to have periods, but ill try to be more understanding from now on. [ cellphone rings ] sorry. Sorry. One second. [ keypad beeps ] hello . Yes. What . When . Oh, my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. [ keypad beeps ] what is it . Theres been another school shooting. Stans been shot. Should we get down there . [ sighs ] its not the end of the world. Aaaah. [ laughing ] i love you, sharon. Welcome to another episode of the daily distancing show. Im trevor noah, and on tonights upsewed, ll cool j is going to join us on the show. I chat to Kimberly Jones about black lives matter, and john bolton has a brandnew book out exposing President Trump. But the jokes on you, bolton because trump cant read. Lets catch up on todays headlines, welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick it off with the Supreme Court, the Second Highest Court in the land after judge judy. President trump has been counting on the courts 54 conservative majority to make all his policy dreams come true, but for the second time this week, the courts are saying not so fast. Weve got breaking news that comes from the Supreme Court, a decision thats going to impact socalled dreamers, these are people who were brought to this country as children by immigrant parents who were here illegally. Their status has been in limbo tas the Trump Administration has tried to end a program known as daca, and the court has ruled. The Supreme Court has said that the Trump Administration wrongly tried to shut daca down, so daca is going to survive, and no one has ever disputed that if President Trump wanted to, he could buy executive order shut it down, but thats not what the Trump Administration did. Instead, the attorney general at the time, jeff sessions, said, in his opinion, daca was illegally started and, so, the department of homeland security, based on that guidance, ordered that daca should be shut down two years ago, and, toad, the Supreme Court, by a 54 decision, said they went about it the wrong way. Trevor wow what a momentous week for the Supreme Court. On monday, they ruled the Lgbtq Community are protected by the civil rights act, and then today they announced trump cant just arbitrarily decide to end protections for dreamers. At this rate, tomorrow theyre going to announce trump has to retroactively serve in vietnam. Whats interesting about the courts ruling is that it also said that trump does have the power to terminate daca but only in accordance with the process laid out by the administrative procedures act. Basically to put that in terms that the president would understand, the court has said, you can color sebastian any color you want blue, yellow,. Whatever but you have to color within the lines. And for the 650,000 Daca Recipients currently in limbo, this is truly one of the best pieces of news they could get because it means they can continue working in their jobs, paying taxes, going to school and not be afraid tomorrow randomly they could just get kicked out of the country. Now, of course, President Trump isnt taking the news well. I mean, after the decision was announced, he tweeted that it was a shotgun blast to the face of republicans, and then he asked, do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesnt like me . Which is craze the Supreme Court is not supposed to like you. Theyre supposed to like the constitution. But trump thinks everything is about him. When the sun goes down at night, he probably thinks its because him and the sun have w beef. While trump is having a temper tantrum about the superior courts his real fury has been reserved for formal National Security advisor and fulltime got milk ad john bolton because, as you probably heard by now, bolton is about to release a tellall book spilling all the tea from his time in the white house. And even though the book hasnt come out yet, its already a riveting read. Bolton confirms President Trump explicitly linked military aid in ukraine to investigations of former Vice President joe biden, the stwral claim that led to the president being impeached. Bolton alleges President Trump express add willingness to halt criminal investigations, to, in effect, give personal favors to dictators he liked, citing cases involving china and turkey. At one point telling the turkish president he would replace Southern District of h firm go away. h foremost on trumps time at all times was reelection. One example says bolton, the president asking chinas president xi to buy soybeans and wheat to help win the support of farmers, quote, pleading with xi to ensure hed win. Trevor man, that is wild. According to bolton, trumps shady dealings with other countries went far beyond ukraine. He was promising to personally kill any investigations into turkish companies, and he was begging china to help him win reelection. And, you know, thats not just corrupt, its also really embarrassing. Because boltons book makes trump sound less like a president and more like a crackhead whos out of cash. Come on, xi, just help me get one more term, and ill did i tell you about my Electoral College ratings . So strong. Remember, jonlt is not some lefty hero of the resistance, hes a republican through and three. He worked with george w. Bush and his father and ronald reagan. He also ran a major g. O. P. Super pac and was a paid commentator on fox news, so hes as republican as an Assault Rifle giving a lecture on trick ol down economics. So bolton revealing these things about trump should at least spark some concern because not only does he accuse trump of abusing the presidency to keep himself in power, but turns out trump might be even more ignorant than we thought. Bolton paints a picture of a highly uninformed and impulsive president. In excerpts of his book, the room where it happened, bolton says President Trump did not know britain was a Nuclear Power and asked if finland was part of russia. Trevor sweet lord. How do you become the president of the United States without knowing if finland is its own country . I mean, i dont expect much from trump, but if he doesnt even know about the white countries, then what chance does new guinea have . Not a surprise that theres a lot of stuff trump doesnt know, but dont let that fool you into thinking he doesnt know what hes doing because, in the book, bolton reveals how one shocking moment from trumps presidency was actually a carefully thought out plan. In november of 2018, trump came under fire for writing an unfettered defense of the saudi crown prince, lettered with explanation points over the killing of columnist jamal khashoggi. The main goal was to take attention away from ivanka trump using her personal email for government business. Heres the quote, this will divert from i ivanka a, trump said, according to the book, if i read the statement if person, that will take over the ivanka thing. Trevor thats right. Bolton says trump chose to personally defend saudi arabias dictator over the murder of a journalist just to take attention away from ivanka using a private email account for government business. Thats like lighting yourself on fire to distract from the fact you farted. I get why trump wanted to distract from ivanka using a private email, aka pulling a hillary clinton, but if you just want to distract the media, there are way less horrifying ways to do it. Like maybe streak across the white house lawn or eat a vegetable for the first time. Breaking news, the president has ingested a piece of broccoli. Well bring you roundtheclock coverage as we wait to see how his body reacts. And i dont know about you, but ill never be able to trust another trump scandal again. Like does he actually think mexicans are rapists or was he trying to distract from the mustard on his shirt . I dont know. Selling out your credibility and abandoning americas ideals just to get your daughter out of a james seems pretty awful to me, but, on the other hand, i dont remember shit about ivankas email scandal, so, hey, i guess it worked. So just from the excerpts that weve seen, john boltons book has painted trump as corrupt, dumb and amoral, but my favorite thing that has come out of this book so far, also showed us trump is, like, really weird. As the Washington Post reported today, quote, in the months following the summit, bolton described trumps inodinate interest in secretary of state mike pompeo delivering a trumpautographed copy of elton johns rocket man on c. D. To kim during pompeos fall lowon visit to north korea. Trump used the term lill rocket man about the leader but tried to convince him it was a term of affection. Trevor you heard it right, the president of the United States obsessed with getting a c. D. To kim jong un like some teenager giving a mix tape to his crush. Got to listen to track five. Reminds me of the time when you said you were going to lose your Nuclear Weapons but then you didnt. So tricky. You know, this might actually explain why Nuclear Negotiations between america and north korea broke down because can you imagine being kim jong un and then getting a signed c. D. From elton john, but its signed by donald trump . Thats like getting an autographed Michael Jordan jersey but its signed by donald trump. Theres no way to make it more of a joke. This is the joke. Its also weird that trump thinks kim jong un listens to c. D. S. Dude, hes the president of north korea. The man listens to cassettes. So these are just some of the crazy details that have come out of this book. Turns out there are many other things as well, like trump encouraging china to put their Muslim Population in a detainment camp, or saying journalists deserve to be executed, or even that invading venezuela would be, quote, cool doesnt end. Trumps response to all these revelations is pretty predictable. He claims bolton is lying and that hes just a disgruntled, boring fool, which is basically what he says about any former employees who criticized him. Hes also suing bolton to try to prevent the book from being released because clearly trump is afraid this book will tarnish his reputation. But, mr. President , dont worry about that at all because whatever is in this book, i promise you will in no way change our opinion of you. After the break, we learn a little about yo juneteenth and ll cool j joins us on the show. So dont go awa this is definitely a sea change. We have rolled out teams across our network, and we went from essentially no televisits to approaching 5,000 visits a day. These visits are surprisingly intimate. I can actually share my screen and show the xrays. We really moved some mountains in our network, and teams has been a huge part of that. This is going to be a game changer for medicine. Got it. Its slippery. Nooooo. Noooo. Nooooo. Yeeeesss. 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And if youre one of those people, dulce sloan is here to explain it in her new suggest, dulsayin. Tomorrow is juneteenth the day we celebrate slavery officially ending in america, or if youre a gone with the wind fan, a day of mourning now you might be thinking the end of slavery, so this is about the emancipation proclamation. Nope the emancipation proclamation of 1863 didnt end slavery. Slavery didnt even end when the civil war was over in 1865. In reality, it took two months after the civil war ended for the union army to get in the slave states and free the states. When it came to our freedom white people ran on cp time, but on june 19th, 1865, general jordan grainger occupied texas the last slave state and declared all its slaves free. Hes an American Hero and looks like the barista at my coffee shop. Im going to have to thank him next time i order a mack yado. Even though texas was last to be emancipated, it had a ton of slaves. It was blacker than a Family Reunion in wakanda. Thats because i slaves were shipped to texas to hide them. Officer, i didnt know i got this couch on craigslist it came with the weed even though we celebrate juneteenth as the end of slavery, it took many more months and a military occupation to enforce it. Its one thing to tell people they cant have slaves, its another thing to do door to door saying, you paying these guys . Because if not this better be a big ass sleepover. This still didnt free slaves in union territories. That didnt happen till the 13th amendment. Yeah, thats right. There were union states with slaves. Imagine, living in new jersey and being a slave . Thats one human rights violation on top of another. Either way, black people in texas recognized juneteenth as a day they were liberated. They organized a first celebration of juneteenth and then, over time, it spread as black people migrated and today celebrated by black folks around the country. Juneteenth celebrations have evolved and become a real way to pay homage to those who came before us. It is a representation of our freedom where we can all come together on one street, close down the city to represent the culture. You see . Thats why juneteenth is my favorite independent day. It goes juneteenth, Independence Day with will smith, then the fourth of july. Fireworks, sounds like somebodys doing a driveby on the sky. So if you ask me, we should make juneteenth a national holiday, because everybody everybody should celebrate the end of slavery, the beginning of freedom for black people and the long march toward americas founding ideals. Also, we get the day off. I dont want to be stuck in the office in june. Kevin keeps heating fish in the microwave because hes a vegetarian and keeps cooking all these eggs trevor thank you so much, dulce. Well talk to actress Kimberly Jones and ll cool j still to come. At autozone, you get what you need, when you need it. 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