Not outside. And so because i am inside as it is known, i have the ability to condition the air to a level and temperature of my choosing. And i know some people might ask well trevor, than why dont you just turn down the air conditioning so that the apartment is more warm. Well, if i did that i wouldnt be able to wear a hoodie. And i like wearing hoodies. But still, to anyone who i have made feel hot, i apologize. I never intended for my temperature choices to affect your temperature feeling. Also completely unrelated to the scandal, we wont be having a show friday, saturday or sunday as i will be taking a long planned vacation to go trout fishing. Anyway, on tonights episode, kayne west is coming for the white house. Why celebrities were banned from sending tweets. And reparations are finally here. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Lets kick it off with twitter. Social Media Network and trumps longest serving press secretary, on a normal day its a place where people can share ideas with each other while also getting yelled at by neonazis. But yesterday was not a normal day. Today twitter is scrambling to recover from one of the biggest Security Breaches in internet history after bitcoin scammers apparently compromised some of the platforms highest profile accounts for hours wednesday. Targeting Companies Like uber and apple and wealthy public figures like bill gates, elon musk and jeff bezos, even former president barack obama and former Vice President joe biden. Many of the hijacked accounts posting similar language inviting users to sub mit bitcoin payments to a single account promising to double their money. Several hundred people quickly responded sending if tens of thousands of dollars. Twitter revealing the hack was a coordinated social engineering attack by people who successfully targeted some of our employees with access to internal systems and tools. Twitter also confirming they prehavented some verified accounts from tweeting wednesday evening as they investigated the attack. Trevor thats right. Barack obama, joe biden, bill gates, jeff bezos, Kim Kardashian. Yo, if you were famous there was a good chance you were hacked on twitter yesterday. Now for some reason the hackers missed my account which makes no sense because im famous. But whatever. It was probably like a second round or something. I dont care. So twitter released a statement saying that luckily the president s twitter account was not hacked. But how with they know . I mean this is the same guy who tweets about beating iran and the con fed rancee in the span of 10 minutes. He prehacks himself. The only way you would know if a hacker got trump is if the spelling was correct. Guys trump spelled coronavirus right, i think he got hacked. So in response to the hack twitter actually disabled tweets from anyone with a verified account. Yeah, blue check mark, couldnt tweet. And i have got to be honest, as someone who has a verified account, cuz im famous, remember, it was hard not being able to post for a few hours yesterday. And i had to resort to some drastic measures. anna kendrick, have i a great voice and i would love to be in the next trolls movie. trevor noah i told you to leave me alone. Blocked and reported. anna kendrick, thanks so much for responding. Big fan. Moving on to some political news, last week kayne west hiphop superstar and permanent residence of everyones prayer list announced that he was running for president. And then a few days later one of his advisors said actually hes not running for president. But now maybe he is. Kayne west unconventional president ial bid is showing signs of life. Oklahoma officials confirming that he will appear on the november general election ballot. The group called kayne 2020 filed a First FederalElection Form for wests candidacy. Okay im sorry, this is just crazee. Kayne west is actually running for president . I mean i guess he reversed his position on whether one man should have all that power. Now a lot of people are worried that kayne with will be a spoiler for joe biden. But i dont know, man, think about it, who is kayne west, he is a man without goes on long unintelligible rant, condition fantly on his positions bragged about the size of his penis. If anything, kayne is trump but with better beats. And i mean this all goes to show you how much things can change. Who would have thought ten years ago that one day you would be thinking okay, man, im scared that kayne could become president but at least Kim Kardashian will be there to brung some seriousness to the white house. But lets move on to someone even less qualified to be president than kayne, donald j. Trump. Most polls now show him losing badly to democratic dom knee and sunglass hut platinum member joe biden. And yesterday trump took a big step to try and stop the bleeding. Breaking news in washington where president announced a shakeup in his reelection team. With less than four months until election day President Trump is announcing a major change to his reelection team. The president demoted long time manager Brad Parscale, it come as mid a string of boched efforts to reboot his Campaign Amid the ongoing pandemic including his june rally in tulsa where only a third of the arena was filled. Trump promoted the Deputy Campaign manager of bill stepian to the new role of manager. Parscale will stay on the team. Sources say he was informed of the change by the president s son in law jared kushner. Wow, i am not going to lie, i kind of feel bad for this guy. Not only did he get fired, but he got fired by jared kushner. Like what was that conversation like . We have to let you go. Because youre just not succeeding in your job. No now if you will excuse me, have i to get back to solving the mid e8 east. It is almost worse that he is also still part of the campaign team. Think about that, staying on the team when you have been de vote demoted you, like your wife leaving you but then saying you are welcome to live with her and her new boyfriend. If you ask me this guy is not the prb. Is he the scapegoat, Donald Trumps campaign isnt struggling because of his Campaign Manager. It is struggling because doned a trump is the candidate. What say new Campaign Manager going to do. He is going to say our Campaign Needs a consistent message and trump will be like you got it, i will do a photo of myself in a bathtub covered in goya beans, so much goya, goya, goya, goya, all over my body. So con dollnesses to Brad Parscale but you should be proud of yourself, because at this point getting out of the Trump Campaign without getting into prison, that is an achievement. In other news as coronavirus continues to rage across the country, more people are finally learning the importance of wearing face masks. Walmart and other major chains have announced that people Must Wear Masks in their stores, st mandatory. And the governor of alabama issued a statewide mask mandate. But unfortunately some people are Still Standing firm against science. Georgia governor brie an kemp is banning local governments from mandating masks despite a sharp spike in cases in his state. He extended his Public Health declaration to include banning 15 cities and counties from ordering people to wear a face mask in public. We can have all this guidance and Everything Else but if people wont follow it and do the right thing, than it doesnt really matter. Hold up, hold up. This governor is saying why even have laws, people arent going to follow them anyway. Man, we are already living through outbreak. I am not trying to add the purge. I dont even get what what the hangup is. What are people fighting, are they fighting tirn knee, is that why they dont want to wear mask because you realize the government also makes you wear clothes in public too, that is a thing. But i dont see anyone showing up pantsless to walmart like these are free dumb nuts, and finally it took 155 years but here is some good news for black people. A histor you can moment, the city of asheville apologizing to black res donts for racist policies and approving a resolution fore reparation call are fog increased investment in the black comeument including in housing and business and it asks the state and federal government to form policies to create generational wealth. Trevor wow, wow, wow. This is really special news. And i think the first step of reparations should be changing that citys name from asheville to moisturizeville. Unfortunately though, because this is happening in asheville north carolina, all reparations will be paid in arts and crafts from the thriving gallery community. For more asheville comedy tune in to my spinoff show, the dash now obviously people have a lot of strong opinions when it comes to reparations so lets check in with our own dulce sloan and see what she thinks about some exciting news, dont you think . Africanamericans beginning to get rich rations. Yeah, it sounds good, prefer but i have been black far too long to trust government promises. Were still waiting for that meal they promised us back in 1865. If you want me to trust them now, first they got to pay up on that mule. Trevor wait, you really want the 40 acres and a mule . No, i dont want the 40 acres because i know these white people, they will give me a landfill in idaho or utah or some and they will make me pay taxes on it. Trevor, do you know you have to pay taxes every year . No wonder want to jail. So if you dont want the 40 acres why would you want the mule. Why wouldnt i want a mule it can carry my grocery. I could open a petting zoo, and the best part is white people will be jealous ive got a pet that they dont have i could dress it up in costumes am i could post pictures of it on instagram. Can i bring it on plane, white people are going to be so thirsty for my mule. Hmmmm, the jellosy, that will be the real reparation. Dulce, you live in an apartment, where is the mule going to live. Thats the mules problem. All i know is i am going to name him fluffles and mi going to teach him to bite parents. Uhhuh, yeah, call the cops on me now, fluffles chomping on your ass karen, i have to go rent a moving van because im moving to ash ill, asheville, home of reparations, asheville, you better have my money. Fluffles, im coming, baby. Trevor good luck with that dulce. Dulce sloan, everybody. We have to take a quick break but when we come back well be checking in with how other countries are dealing with the coronavirus right now. Stick [beep] [whoosh] give everyone something to look up to. The allnew highlander hybrid. Toyota. Lets go places. The allnew highlander hybrid. vo verizon knows how to build unlimited right. Start with americas most awarded network. Give people more plans to mix and match at a price built for everyone. With 700 off our best phones when you switch. Because everyone deserves the best. This is unlimited built right. hundred bands in my pocket, its on me on me yeah, your grandmama probably know me know me its a moment when i show up, got em sayin, wow new doritos flamin hot limon. Its a moment when i show up, got em sayin, wow hersheys. The original cookies n creme. [indistinct chatter] thisll be what they was waiting on from me thisll be the realest story that ive ever told its a trap if they say they want you to be the same yeah, yeah. Damn sure innit, everything vivid ive got one life and i might just live it ive got one life and i might just live it distancing show. The United States continues to be overwhelmed by the coronavirus. But how are other countries handling this global pandemic. Well, lets find out in our ongoing segment keeping up with Corona International edition. Lets start our world tour in russia. The artist formally known as the soviet union. Everyone around the world is trying to find a covid19 vaccine. But russia may have found a competitive edge. This is cnn breaking news. We start with breaking news coming into cnn. The u. S. , canada and the United Kingdom have accused russia of carrying out cyberattacks on several Coronavirus Research centers. The three governments believe the aim was to steal information about vaccine development. Trevor thats right, people. Russia is trying to hack its way to a vaccine. And honestly i want russia to steal the vaccine. Yeah, i said it. Because i will be honest, based on how good they are at poisoning people, theyll be really good at making sure everyone is vaccinated. You wont even have to go to a doctor. You just have to bump into a guy on a bridge with an umbrella and it will be over before you know it also, is it that bad if they steal the information if it leads to them getting a vaccine. At this point i will take the vaccine from anywhere. Same way a thirsty man in the desert will drink dasani. We dont have choices, im just surprised russia tried to hack mark for the solution. I mean the u. S. handling corona worse than any other country. This is like cheating offer the kid who spends the whole class drawing dicks on their desk. So answer number three is moving on to japan, the country that always knew shaking hands was a bad idea, the asian superpower has been doing a good job fighting the virus and are starting to reopen the country but theyre being very very careful about it. At fudgei cue highland Amusement Park outside tokyo these are two of the parks executives stoically riding their biggest coster fudgeiala while displaying proper etiquette for rule implemented, a parnlgly to fugique said they received complaints that the rule was too stricter so they released this video to prove it can be done. One suit and tie do not change their expressions for the entirety of the four minute thrill ride. The video then concluded with this philosophical piece of advice quote please scream inside your heart. Trevor thats right. Scream inside your heart. Thats the same advice dr. Fauci tells himself before every press conference. Its a really hard thing to not scream at an Amusement Park and it will be extra hard at disney world because people there scream every time they see how much a hot dog cost, what, i paid what . And i guess one person who will never be able to ride roller coasters in jp an is my best friend, because this is a clip from us riding a roller coaster before coronavirus. [bleep] z. Trevor ha ha ha ha, i miss human beings. Next up, lets go to barbados. A beautiful caribbean country and the worlds number one exporter of ria. Due to covid19 shutting down the Tourism Industry barbados is trying to turn it to its advantage. Ever dreamed of living on an island paradise that could be a reality for you, Remote Working is the new normal and barbados wants to turn its beaches adjacent to the crystal blew water into your new outdoor office. The caribbean country is going o introa does a 12 month barbados Welcome Stamp Program which would allow visitors from overseas to stay for an entire year. And work remotely. Barbados officials are hoping it could help jump start the islands economy. Trevor okay barbados, this sounds luke a pretty awesome deal. And there is no much ka. I mean st not like barbados is an island or something and you have to get in an uber to get in an airport to get on an airplane and maybe catch coronavirus ten times before you even set foot on the beach. Im not going to lie, this is tempting but getting to barbados could be risky. You know, im just going to have to move to bar bod baf baddous unsued my heart. Now on the other hand, maybe this is the perfect idea. Because if corona does get worse, and are you in the caribbean, hearing that music on the steel drums is abouting it make things sound better because st impossible to be sad when a steel drum is played. Even dr. Fauci is warning would sound happier with a steel drum in the background. Its a very difficult situation as was predicted. This is going to get worse before it gets better for sure. Thats right, guys, were all going to die. And finally, the coronavirus pandemic has been especially difficult for the worlds authoritarian dictator, they have to fight a very real disease while also pretending that nothing in their country is ever wrong. But the Central Asian dictator ship of turkmenistan has found a solution. As serious as the Global Situation is, one country claims to have covid19 completely under control. Former soviet republic turkmenistan sits right beside iran which has reported more than 260,000 infections. But turkmenistan says it has 0 cases. Pretty unbelievable. Yeah, a week after a visit from the world health organization, the authoritarian government has now strongly recommended its people wear masks. But the reason given, to protect them from dust. Trevor hmmmm, i feel like we dont really have the full story of what is happening in turkmenistan because this sounds like the family who sends out a christmas newsletter talking about how perfect everyones lives are and at the very end they casually mention that bobby has been granted parole, what . Honestly, i think that this dust excuse is actually more embarrassing than just saying you have coronavirus. Dont worry, we dont have disease here. We just have very Dusty Country because we dont own a vacuum cleaner. Trevor but if you think this dust is just as ridiculous, wait until you see the Public Service announcements released by turkmenistans health ministry. Greetings from the Turkmenistan Health department. Now that you are all Wearing Masks to protect yourselves from our very noncontagious turkmenistan dust, here are some other tips for staying safe in our very healthy country where there is no coronavirus at feetl times. To properly admire the beauty of the turkmenistan pe