From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor captioning sponsored by Comedy Central lets kick things off in florida. The state america dropped on its head as a baby. You may remember that two years ago the state passed a referendum allowing exconvicts to have their Voting Rights restored. But then republican officials passed a law saying that most felons had to pay all their court fines and fees before registering to vote. And even though critics said this amounted to an illegal poll tax the u. S. Supreme court refused to overturn the law. But now someone is stepping in to help the people power forward. Nba superstar lebron james is advocating for efelons to return to the the voting booth in florida. James Voting Rights group more than a vote is donating did 100,000 to help pay court debts keeping florida vetters from casting vote, now more than 700,000 floor i had danes floridians have financial obligations that render them unable to vote. Trevor welcome to 2020 where politicians dunk on people and athletes try to improve their lives. Only in government can you mess up your job and an nba player does it for you. Cuz know it will never work the other way around, right. If lebron fouls out Mitch Mcconnell is not going to run on the court and score 78 points. Although he would be an asset on the defense, the dude blocks everything. Get that bill out of here, get that out of here, not in my house, well, actually my senate. This is great for both democracy and lebron because it will help exfelons exercise their right to vote and it will make lebrons next stat line look instain insane but this process is so unfair to the excons. First of all, they werent allowed to vote because they were felons. Now they cant vote because they have Outstanding Court fees. I feel like even if they do get that lebron money, Florida Republicans are going to invent some new random reason to stop them from et vog. Im sorry,cons you cant vote until you pass this really difficult test. Okay, i will try. Person, woman man camera tv. You were lucky. Lets see if you can do it again in 20 minutes. Speaking of overachievers here are good news from book bub lishing, a story out of england about a very Surprising New author. A very young man, very, very young lands a book deal, his name is nadim, and he is just four years old and from the. Can. A poet and teacher shared his poetry on social media and it gained a lot of attention. Walker books saw the poems and decided to publish his work next summer. The book will be called astonishing, his poems are about feelings like love and loneliness. Trevor thats right, a four year old is publishing a poetry book about love and lowliness. I fore one am surprised a four year old knows what lone loneliness is. Frs with their families, then teachers and when they go to sleep that monster under the bed waiting to seat eat them if he go to the balt room. Do what i do, fee in the bed, but condition grates to the kid, if i was an actual adult poet i would be pissed off, you work your whole life to get in the parish review and now in the same conversation of someone who eats glue, if you ask me once they decided poetry didnt have to rhyme, every four year old became a poet because all they do is babble nonsense which is basically what poetry is. I went to the candy store and there was an elephant there. But he wasnt at the candy store. Lets move on to another four year old who is way less articulate. Donald trump. Because were now just 99 days until election day which also means it is just 99 days until the president shows us what he really thinks of democracy. And one of the big political events for the Campaign Season is the party convention. In normal times it is when thousands of delegates gather in anarena to vote on a number knee. And there are some speeches and spend the week calling candidates who will lose the next president of these United States. But after weeks of saying corona wont stop this convention, the donald is finally caving to the reality that these are not normal times. President Trumps Campaign team is scrambling this morning to try to figure out the Republican National convention after canceling the jacksonville portion of the event earlier this week. A stunning reversal from President Trump. So i told my team its time to cancel the Jacksonville Florida component of the gop convention. The decision comes after months of insisting he would deliver an accept ans speech in front of a massive crowd, going as far as moving the bulk of planned events from charlotte to jackssonville when North Carolina governor raised Public Health concerns. The president now echoing those concerns. To have a Big Convention, its not the right time. Its really something that for me i have to protect the american people. In april the president mocked democrats for deciding to hold a Virtual Convention tweeting of joe bied en, now he wants a Virtual Convention, one where he doesnt have to show up. Gee, i wonder why. Many republicans leader said they would not attend the convention. Thats right, President Trump is grudgingly accepting that his Big Convention will need to go virtual. And you know this must be eating him up inside because if there is one thing we know about trump, its that he loves to put on a show. Do you remember the insane entrance this man had in 2016, do you remember that, when he looked like an out of shape god descending from heaven. You cant do that shit on zoom, what is he going to do. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome. Me. Thats right, oh shit im on mute, okay, lets do that again. Now trump says hes doing this because hes taking the risk of coronavirus seriously. But you cant ignore that many republicans had already said there was no way in hell they were going to go to this thing. Tand just shows you how differently some republicans treat coronavirus when their own health son the line, because most of the time they are like this coronavirus is just a hoax to hurt our great president , oh, so are you going to go to the convention, to a crowded Convention Hall with no masks. Ha ha ha, im kind of busy that day. To be honest, this isnt a problem for donald trump, he doesnt need a new convention. He can just re air what happened in 2016. Is he still promising the same things. He is going to build the wall, bring back jobs and get the country out of the mess the current president put it in. In other news, recently some School Districts decided that they will be teaching a unit on Early American History based on the New York Times 1619 project which illustrates how the founding of this country is inextricably tied to the institution of slavery. But now there is one u. S. Senator who is objecting in the strongest and also possibly stupidest terms. Arkansas senator tom coton getting backlash for saying that the Founding Fathers thought slavery was a quote Necessary Evil. Tom cotton wrote as the founding father said, it is the slavery was the Necessary Evil upon which the union was built. The comment came during a conversation about race and education. Senator cotton wants to defund the 191619 curriculum a New York Times program with the goal of reexamining the legacy of slavery in our country. He says the curriculum is racially divisive. Trevor hold up, hold up, hold up. So senator cotton thinks that this curriculum is raiksly divisive, really, this curriculum . Yo, you know what is really raiksly divisive, slavery. Why would you say that now . What are you this guy act like Racial Division doesnt exist until slavery gets taught in schools. And that is a black and white kids are in school nah nah nah, we love everybody. All right, everybody, today were going to learn about slavery. Yo, what the [bleep] did you do to us . An here is the thing, people are upset because when cotton says that slavery was a Necessary Evil on which the union was built, it sounds like he is defending slavery. Thanked is not something a u. S. Senator should do even if his name is cotton. And how is he going to stay objective, i get it. But if you dig deeper and you take cotton at his word, all right, he believed that the United States could not have become the country that it is without slavery. Well, thats the same thing that the 1619 project says. So why is he fighting this. You guys dont need to fight, you agree on the same thing, this is like when ken and ryu would fight in streelt fighter, you both agreed on haduken, on shoryuken, so why are you mad, you might be thinking if senator cotton wants schools to teach a less racially divisive version of slavery. Why doesnt he introduce his own lesson plan. Good news w our help he already did. Are you tired of School Lesson plans that teach slavery in a racially divisive way . Then introduce your school to the tom cotton lesson plan for slavery. The only lesson plan that teaches slavery without mentioning race. With senator cottons your students will learn that in 1619 some americans were slaves to other americans. That over time, more slaves were brought from one of the seven continents chosen at random and that the civil war ended slavery for both blacks and whites. Students will also learn that this all happened a long time ago which means it has no relevance to anything happening today. So buy the tom cotton slavery lesson plan today. Order now and well include tom cottons lesson plan for the civil rights movement, letting whites sit in the back of the bus. All right, we have to take a quick break, but when we come back well tell you why you should enjoy baseball while it lasts. Stick around. Come with me and youll be in a world of flavorful hydration coffee, fruit, plus real juice, give your tongue a taste vacation. That selling carsarvana, 100 online wouldnt work. But we went to work. Building an experience that lets you shop over 17,000 cars from home. Creating a coast to Coast Network to deliver your car as soon as tomorrow. Recruiting an army of customer advocates to make your experience incredible. And putting you in control of the whole thing with powerful technology. Thats why weve become the nations Fastest Growing retailer. 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Just four days after the season started with a record 4 Million Viewers tuning in, it looks like the season is already at risk, with a report today that at least 14 players and coaches on the Miami Marlins have tested positive for coronavirus. And this is a real blow because the league had been tries literally everything it could think of to try and stay safe. There are so many things different about Major League Baseball this season. The pirates were to wrap up their first series of the season at st. Louis on sunday, and check this out, your home plate umpire tosses a player from the pirates, so new manager Derek Shelton goes out there, and new rulings, you have to social distance and mask up to argue. Trevor corona changed our lives, hand me my mask is the new hold my certificate lawsly, props to these two, this is an expert demonstration on who it takes to take coronavirus seriously. Because yes, these guys wanted to fight but they also know that coronavirus is waiting to beat both of them up. And if these guys can remember to put on their mask before a fight you have no excuse when are you going into walmart. Plus it definitely slows down a fies when you have to purell after every single punch. If you ask me, manage ares and umpires should have always been arguing from six feet away. Because have you seen how they normally argue . I mean look at that. This dude is literally inside the other guys cap, looks like a really insane dancer angry because his patient forgot to floss. Why arent you going beneath your gum line. Now unlike the mlb the nba decided to reduce the risk of Coronavirus Infections by forcing all the basketball players to live in disney world for the remainder of the see sob. What they are calling the bubble. And as of the last round of testing, not a Single Player has coronavirus. So as long as the players stay in the bubble bubble, everything should be okay. The only issue is one player decided to visit another magical kingdom. The nba clippers guard lou williams has been placed in a ten day quarantine and will miss the first two seating games of the restart. Williams was photographed at the strip club magic city in Atlanta Georgia last thursday. Williams had been excused from the nba bubble by the team to attend a funeral. He tweeted on friday that magic city was his quote favorite restaurant in atlanta and he was not there to party but to get some of wings. You. Trevor you have got to be kidding me, this guy was allowed to leave the bubble for a family emergency. But then the nba found out he went to a strip club. How did they bust him, did he come home with glitter on his coronavirus. I love that his excuse that he was only at magic city for the wings. Not for the strippers, just for the wings. Look, there are excuses out there but guys, there are tons of places to get wings in atlanta. Something tells me he was fuel ayee actually there for the breast and thighs. Okay, who keeps doing that. Like now with the pandemic continuing to wreck half okay across the u. S. Many people are wondering when President Trump will finally help his country get it out control. But from the looks of things, he cant even seem to get the virus under control in his own office. And breaking today it fox news has confirmed that President Trumps National Security advisor Robert Obrien has tested positive for the coronavirus. There is no evidence that either President Trump or Vice President pence came in contact with Robert Obrien but this does make him the highestranking u. S. Official to have contracted the coronavirus. He recently returned from europe where he and his top deputy met with officials from the u. K. , france, germany and italy. Trevor yep, President Trumps National Security advisor has tested positive for covid19. And i love how theyre saying there is no way trump got infected. Of course trump wont get infected. There is mo way trump has had any contact with his National Security advisor, we all know that. Obviously other Staff Members could get infected but what is crazy is apparently some didnt even know about the positive test until they read about if in the news. Yeah, imagine that. The National Security advisor got coronavirus, they didnt know about it until they read it in the news. Sort of the same way some people discover from instagram that they are now single, oh cool, dude, cynthia went to a wedding, wait, why is she kissing the grooming. Ohk so at this point, almost every other place in the world is doing better than the United States. In fact, there is actually one corner of the world that has been untouched by the pandemic. North korea. Am south koreas warrior. And im not sure that i quite believe that they have never had corona but in any case north korea has now officially blown its perfect game. North korea is reporting what it calls its first suspected case of covid19. A staterun News Agency Says kim jong un ordered on lockdown for the border city of kaesong after a defector returned from south korea last week. Apparently infected with coronavirus. I mean a little redun tenant for north korea to order a lockdown. Their National Motto is already no one can leave, welcome to north korea. But still im impressed that north korea got one coronavirus case and kim jong un immediately ordered a lockdown. Kim was like we cant have corona killing north koreans. Thats my job. Now one part of the story that is really weird is that a defector left north korea, went into south korea, but then came back into north kor