On April 30, 2015 the Office of Personnel Management briefed Congress on a major incident involving the cyber theft of what would later be called the “crown jewels” — the highly personal information on government employees with security clearances. The first Congressional oversight hearing took place twelve days later, which started a year-long investigation putting the agency under a microscope and ultimately led to the resignations of the director of OPM and its chief information officer. Now, four years after the ink dried on the 241-page Congressional report excoriating the OPM leadership for years of mismanagement, SolarWinds is the latest “hack to end all hacks.”