');var c=function(){cf.showAsyncAd(opts)};if(typeof window.cf !== 'undefined')c();else{cf_async=!0;var r=document.createElement("script"),s=document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];r.async=!0;r.src="//srv.clickfuse.com/showads/showad.js";r.readyState?r.onreadystatechange=function(){if("loaded"==r.readyState||"complete"==r.readyState)r.onreadystatechange=null,c()}:r.onload=c;s.parentNode.insertBefore(r,s)}; })(); Y’all, I friggin’ love sandwiches. Aren’t they just the best? Infinite combinations of items between two pieces of bread, and you can hold it in your hands! Just a truly marvelous delight of endless culinary possibilities, and eminently portable, too. As such, I will be taking any and all opportunities to write headlines about sandwiches from hereon out til’