The Masters golf tournament begins Thursday and, writing over at Deadspin, FS1 blowhard Rob Parker blew a gasketthat it’s taking place in Augusta, Georgia. He blamed corporations for failing to apply enough pressure on the PGA to get it to move the tournament somewhere else in protest of the state’s new voter integrity law. Corporate hardball got Major League Baseball to switch its summer All-Star Game from Atlanta to Denver, and Parker wanted Georgia to lose the Masters, too. But, as one would have it, the PGA doesn't actually run The Masters. Rather, The Masters runs its own tournament. So, nice try, Rob! Nonetheless, we'll continue to dissect his fruitless attempt.