i got ninja swords and ninja stars and stuff. >> anthony: you need -- you need a puppy, man. [ laughter ] >> anthony: you need a puppy. >> david: i do need a puppy. [ laughter ] i'm going to paint you today. is that cool? >> anthony: yeah, sure. >> david: all right, so, just sit. >> anthony: sit? >> david: right there. and -- sorry. don't usually paint this early in the morning. okay. i'm going to go more expressionistic, if you don't mind. >> anthony: i want to know, and you were on record, you said, you know, young people, uh, looking to follow your road to success, your advice is, whatever you do, don't date a korean girl. >> david: oh, okay. i try to be open-minded about things, right? but, well, i'm racist. you know, for me, i've given it a shot. and then i end up in a situation where i feel like i'm dating my mom. >> anthony: so, what characteristics, uh, in common were, were, were --