jug for some of his hilariously bent behaviors. through it all, one man seems to be going on. adolf mago. he's seen it all. >> i know what i'm having but i'd love a beer. >> miller, miller lite? >> it is a discounted place, man. i thought you drank, man are you drinking beer? >> what are you drinking? >> i'm drinking vodka. >> i'll have -- i'll have what he -- fold under pressure. then i'll think about it a burger down the way. you having something to eat? >> i'm eating. >> all right, i'll hold back. i will stick with this -- >> i'll get you your drink and you can decide. >> thank you. >> i have to ask, you're born and raised in the detroit area? >> right. >> an academic star, marine corps, journalism. why did you never run for office? >> you have to be crazy.