of knuckleheaded behaviors. if you're looking for a beer and a beating, glasgow will happily provide it. the toughness thing is no joke. if you've ever tried to choke a small glaswegian into unconsciousness, as i have, long story, let me tell you, it's like wrestling with an angry fireplug. it's nearly impossible. also, it hurts. access to guns is extremely difficult here. so scottish hoodlums, unable to dispatch their victims with the kind of speed and efficiency as we enjoy in the good old usa, has had traditionally to resort to the knife to do its maiming and killing. the old country way --one person at a time. >> man archival: the stabbing might not get more than a few lines down column in the glasgow papers, because in this city of violence, ordinary stabbing is hardly news anymore. >> anthony: where knife violence is an affliction, there must be a cure.