a joke. it should be able to swing both ways. if you could swing it through both ways, you got yourself a joke, a routine. >> those comedians who don't rely in blue comedy, they rely on their words and the punch lines and the deliveries. >> will you please welcome jerry steinfeld? >> jerry seinfeld. >> what's the thing with the post office with the wanted posters on the walls? my main question with the wanted posters on the wall, why wouldn't they hang onto this guy when they were taking his picture? >> seinfeld was the master of the minutia of life, the more specific he can be, the better. he played the miniature craftsman. he was the guy who could put the boat had inside the [ bleep ] bottle. who the [ bleep ] has the patience? >> light, cereal, that was a balsy name, i always thought. life.