you do is go siri, kill steve. and then you go to the blue states, your progressive states, safe states, you know? you go in there and you get close and you start to see giant speakers on the trees blasting all things considered. smell fair trade coffee. you go in there and people are getting arrested for microaggressions and going to jail for man splaining and fat shaming and file sharing. and live streaming. the cops pull you over for cultural appropriations. no, officer, these aren't dread locks. the rain does this to my hair, i swear to god. miss, are those hoop earrings? mother's peruvian. i have i.d. i don't believe it. give her a 23 and me. let's get to the bottom of this. i understand it's sad breaking up the united states. we're already broken up.