>> bill: thanks for staying with us, i'm bill o'reilly in the miller time segment tonight, get right to the sage of southern california dennis miller in santa barbara tonight at a brand new studio. hey, miller, both shows on february 25th in your hometown, santa barbara, sold out. is that you or me? >> probably you, billy. but then again i have got to get out there. [ laughter ] >> bill: are you mocking alan colmes? how dare you? >> i hope colmes realizes he has two now because you just tore him a new one. it was beautiful. >> bill: no, i didn't mean to do it but sometimes you have to bring people back in. they left the corral. >> listen. i think the reason we are selling ticket us in tandem. rosy grier in the incredible two-headed transplant. >> bill: one of my favorites, i will be rosy, and you can be ray. [ laughter ] >> you are rose grier.