>> don't you miss the days when somebody asked you a question and you would have to go home and go find your encyclopedia and take hours to pour over them before you can finally find the answer of what a quam is? don't you miss those days ? >> absolutely not. >> who are the lonely housewives going to hookup with since there are no more sales men? >> the pool boy. >> as i'm sure you heard then sigh clie peaked yaw brita nie ca is no more. they shutdown the presses. >> i don't know what you are talking about because i am from germany and i didn't really heard of it before. >> growing up, i enjoyed boy detective encyclopedia brown. does that have the same ring -- >> have i no idea what you are talking about. >> there is a kid named encyclopedia brown. what is she now, google brown? >> that sounds good. >> you sound good. >> excuse me, can i ask you a couple quick questions for fox news? file that under j, for jerk. i see you have a smart phone. >> yes. >> i myself have a smart cart