♪ >> greg: you were in the go-goes, dan, a weren't you? don't answer me. what is your problem? >> dana: i was going to let you start your monologue. >> greg: all right. she's testy today. romney has declined to appear on nickelodeon to discuss key issues with the creepy things called children. yuck! no surprise, president obama jumped at the chance. the top concerns for kids are free ice cream, world harmony and that all pet goes to even. throw in birth control and demand and you have lefty brain. if you review what the skids asked obama in taping of the presidential special, you can't blame mitt for not showing up. they asked about gun control, same-sex marriage, bullying and, of course, obesity. sorry, they seemed choreographed enough to be white house press conference. you think obama might have learned the prep work does him no favors. this is a fun-size version of "the view."