you read a script from watching tv. >> that's what it is. the romance of the script, we all grew up on adam 12, that's why. >> wasn't that pre miranda? >> hang on. todd, am i out of time? okay. i am out of time. i covered one story. >> that was good. >> coming up, standing on your mama's porch, you told me it would last forever. ♪ and when you held my hand, i knew it was now or never smote. ♪ that is not a story, but something greg e-mailed me before the show. i guess that is his way of saying thanks. it was the best year of my life. first, what would be a good tattoo for our alleged president? maybe the outline of his home country, kenya.