shake it. >> this house is clear. >> do you guys want to convert to catholicism? >> all religion is the same. >> you're catholic? no. i get it. i converted you. what religion do you practice? >> muslim. >> how many virgins do you guys get when you're done? how many? 72? did you ever watch watersworld? >> waterworld? terrible movie. >> this is my mule slee right here. >> wow, this is embarrassing. >> yeah, for me. >> well, i hope the pope has a sense of humor. hearing people's confessions, you're giving them absolutions, you're baptizing. >> only water. >> you're not even catholic. >> i'm, like, part quaker. i'm episcopal yan.