fields, they are treated to the best of free-range turkeys. a lot of people that have had it say, imagine a runway model version of a holiday staple. they are pale, thin, overpriced. so people, of course, this whole new movement, eat healthier and the quality of life for the birds, they're selling. i can't imagine paying triple digits for a turkey. >> a heroin-addicted bird. all right. have fun with that. have you ever been surfing at all in your life? >> i've tried. >> i'm not coordinated enough to do it. apparently there's a guy according to the "orange county register," he broke a new world record, he surfed for 26 straight hours. his friends say when he came out of the water, he looked like a water-logged prune of a man, surfed out and sunburnt. he was allowed a five-minute break every hour he surfed. he literally went 26 hours, breaking the old record of 24 hours. >> the good news is if you're in the water you can go to the restroom pretty easily.